I usually leave these to Apache and others, but I read this and though I'd share
SON OF A B!TCH FISH
The parish priest went
on a fishing trip. On the last day of his trip he hooked a monster fish and proceeded to reel it in.
The guide, holding a net,
yelled, "Look at the size of that Son of a B!tch!"
"Son, I'm a priest.
Your language is uncalled for!"
"No, Father, that's what kind of fish it is - a Son of a B!tch fish!"
"Really? Well then, help me land this Son of a B!tch!"
Once
in the boat, they marveled at the
size of the monster.
"Father, that's the
biggest Son of a B!tch I've ever seen."
"Yes, it is a big Son of a
B!tch. What should I do with it?"
"Why, eat it of course. You've never tasted anything as good as
Son of a B!tch!"
Elated, the priest headed home to the rectory. While unloading his gear and his
prize catch, Sister Mary inquired about his trip.
"Take a look at this big Son of a B!tch I caught!"
Sister Mary gasped and clutched her rosary, "Father!"
"It's OK, Sister. That's what kind
of fish it is - a Son of a B!tch fish!"
"Oh, well then, what are you
going to do with that big Son of a B!tch?"
Sister Mary informed the
priest that the new Bishop was scheduled to visit in a few days and that they
should fix the Son of a B!tch for his dinner.
"I'll even clean the Son
of a B!tch", she said.
As she was cleaning the huge fish, the Friar
walked in.
"What are you doing Sister?"
"Father wants me to
clean this big Son of a B!tch for the new Bishop's dinner."
"Sister!
I'll clean it if you're so upset! Please watch your
language!"
"No, no, it's called a Son of a
B!tch fish."
Really? Well, in that case, I'll fix up a great meal to go
with it, and that Son of a B!tch can be the main course! Let me know when
you've finished cleaning that Son of a B!tch."
On the night of the new
Bishop's visit, everything was perfect. The Friar had prepared an excellent
meal. The wine was fine, and the fish was excellent. The new Bishop said, "This
is great fish, where did you get it?"
"I caught that Son of a B!tch!"
proclaimed the proud priest.
"And I cleaned the Son of a B!tch !"
exclaimed the Sister.
The Friar added, "And I prepared the Son of a
B!tch, using a special recipe!
The new Bishop looked around at each of
them. A big smile crept across his face as he said, "You phuckers are my kind of
people!"
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I usually leave these to Apache and others, but I read this and though I'd share
SON OF A B!TCH FISH
The parish priest went
on a fishing trip. On the last day of his trip he hooked a monster fish and proceeded to reel it in.
The guide, holding a net,
yelled, "Look at the size of that Son of a B!tch!"
"Son, I'm a priest.
Your language is uncalled for!"
"No, Father, that's what kind of fish it is - a Son of a B!tch fish!"
"Really? Well then, help me land this Son of a B!tch!"
Once
in the boat, they marveled at the
size of the monster.
"Father, that's the
biggest Son of a B!tch I've ever seen."
"Yes, it is a big Son of a
B!tch. What should I do with it?"
"Why, eat it of course. You've never tasted anything as good as
Son of a B!tch!"
Elated, the priest headed home to the rectory. While unloading his gear and his
prize catch, Sister Mary inquired about his trip.
"Take a look at this big Son of a B!tch I caught!"
Sister Mary gasped and clutched her rosary, "Father!"
"It's OK, Sister. That's what kind
of fish it is - a Son of a B!tch fish!"
"Oh, well then, what are you
going to do with that big Son of a B!tch?"
Sister Mary informed the
priest that the new Bishop was scheduled to visit in a few days and that they
should fix the Son of a B!tch for his dinner.
"I'll even clean the Son
of a B!tch", she said.
As she was cleaning the huge fish, the Friar
walked in.
"What are you doing Sister?"
"Father wants me to
clean this big Son of a B!tch for the new Bishop's dinner."
"Sister!
I'll clean it if you're so upset! Please watch your
language!"
"No, no, it's called a Son of a
B!tch fish."
Really? Well, in that case, I'll fix up a great meal to go
with it, and that Son of a B!tch can be the main course! Let me know when
you've finished cleaning that Son of a B!tch."
On the night of the new
Bishop's visit, everything was perfect. The Friar had prepared an excellent
meal. The wine was fine, and the fish was excellent. The new Bishop said, "This
is great fish, where did you get it?"
"I caught that Son of a B!tch!"
proclaimed the proud priest.
"And I cleaned the Son of a B!tch !"
exclaimed the Sister.
The Friar added, "And I prepared the Son of a
B!tch, using a special recipe!
The new Bishop looked around at each of
them. A big smile crept across his face as he said, "You phuckers are my kind of
people!"
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