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Life is short... Relax... Smile...

Remember: When you smile  it makes your friends happy and PISSES off those that don't like you, raises their blood pressure and they die sooner...

OH, for the pun...

How many philosophers does it take to change a light bulb?

1) "Hmmm ... well there's an interesting question isn't it?"
2) "Define 'light bulb' ..."
3) "How can you be sure it needs changing?"
4) Three. One to change it and two to stand around arguing over whether or not the light bulb exists.

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A: So she can moan with the other
 
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A: Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
 
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Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison?
































A:"I feel like a kid again."
 
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A: When you're done, you can drop 'em off anywhere.
 
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Funny...  But cold-hearted...

Anyone else care to pony up a funny???
 
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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive?


A: Because shes a woman


 
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Q: How do you make Helen Keller yell?


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Q. Why did the 14 year old puerto rican girl get pregnant?

 

 

A. The teacher told her to go do an essay.

 

 
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I thought I had forgotten how to throw a boomerang, but then it came back to me.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by dytide:

I thought I had forgotten how to throw a boomerang, but then it came back to me.


That one is so dumb it is actually funny...
 
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Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?


Because he had noBODY to go with.
 
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Why do baseball pitchers refuse to go near caves?


Because they do not like bats.
 
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What do you get when you mix a gay, a black, and an Occupy Wall Street Supporter?













A trip to Covers Penalty Box
 
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I think most of you are confused/don't know what a pun is. 

 
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I used to have a fear of hurdles , but I got over it
 
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Q: What type of food do you eat in a Taxi?

 

A: Corn on the cab.

 
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 Worst Pun Ever!
Historians have recently discovered that Annie Oakley, famed sharp-shooter of the Old West, had a sister.
The sister, Carrie, gained some renown in her day as a singer in various saloons throughout the West, but it was not until after her death that she was very widely known.
Today, countless bars are dedicated to Carrie Oakley.

 
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Q: Why do mermaids wear seashells?
A: Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big.

Q: What's big & round at the bottom, pointy on the top; and has ears?
A: A mountain; what, you never heard of mountain-ears.
 
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Q: Why do female parachutists wear jock straps?


A: So they don't whistle on the way down.

 
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Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?

Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A: Spot.

 
 
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*-- Sea Cows --*
There was a man in Florida who raised "sea cows" or manatees. He soon had so many of them that he stopped giving them names and just assigned them letters of the alphabet. A, B, C, etc. He let them all swim free in the lagoon beside his house. Except for "U", which he kept in a special pen.
I guess he was afraid of losing his "u" manatee.


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