Pitching a tent with the family for the holidays.

Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:

No alternative approaches are necessary...

Not only are you pitchin tents, but you are also implying incestual relations 'with family members' as evidenced by your thread title.

Since I am the de facto police force on covers when it comes to ridding this site of racism and in your case, sexual deviancy, it was  my duty, my obligation, to come in this thread verbally bound you up by by your hamhock ankles and drag you through the manure ridden pastures of your alleged Arkansas backcountry with an intense interrogation that yielded little to no proof of this ever actually occurring (and thank god for that)...

Mission accomplished...

Great job!

You got me good!

That does not soulnd like too bad of an idea mate.......You have an extra room I could crash in to get me started there?

Quote Originally Posted by -29-:

 Hey wait a minute.Aren't you the same guy that got caught last Christmas morning with a jar of peanut butter and a German Shepherd ? 

No not me.

 I may have lowered my standards a few times out at bars but I draw the line with dogs

Boner may refer to:

• A blooper, a small mistake having an amusing effect
• A blunder, a spectacularly bad or embarrassing mistake (e.g. Merkle's Boner)
• A boning knife, a narrow knife for removing bones from meat, poultry or fish
• A United States Department of Agriculture carcass grade for slaughter cattle
• Richard "Boner" Stabone, a recurring character on the TV series Growing Pains
• Boner Records, a California based independent label
• Boner's Ark, a comic strip about a sailing ship filled with animals
• an informal nickname for people whose names are pronounced or spelled similarly (ex: Bonner, Boehner, Donner, Barone)
• The Boner Awards feature on Radio From Hell, a morning radio show on Salt Lake City-based X96
• Bill Boner, former mayor of Nashville
• John Henry Boner, a North Carolina poet

Boner is also a slang term for:

• An erection of the penis
• A Zamboni ice resurfacing vehicle operator
• A trombone
• A trombonist

Dude I feel ya

I know this is a really late response, I'm drunk, but I just thought of it.

That's what your momma said too

Hey Mutha f*cka!

Aint nobody gonna talk about my momma!

Quote Originally Posted by whereismyhat:

You remind of your mom with the balls hangin off the chin and all

Dude!

That is probably the most UN one up-able your momma jokes I have ever heard.

And the best bash comment if had to date on my avatar

And the sad thing is your probably right