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Quote Originally Posted by The Hawk:

"Let me be perfectly honest with you"

Love that one. It sounds great to most people, but actually implies that the speaker is rarely honest if he/she has to preface a comment with the disclaimer. peace_5

 
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POY...

 
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[Quote: Originally Posted by The Hawk]

"She's got a nice personality"

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YEAH


also

I can assure you


And my least favorite line of the last decade

When I hear this I cringe...

 How's it going. Living the dream?
 
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 When someone is too cheap to tip, they immediately try to cover up for their stinginess by saying, "I will get you next time".
 
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A bum (who likely does not even own a vehicle) walks up to you in public and says, "I ran out of gas".
 
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When referring to a gambler that they know, and are trying to impress you, they will say, "I know someone who always wins".
 
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"I get my factual information from CNN and MSNBC".
 
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[Quote: Originally Posted by SarasotaSlim] "I never inhaled". [/Quote

How about its all " Fake News" ! 
 
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This is a sports-wagering and I'm the first to mention this? (I apologize if I overlooked it).

"I got some inside info".
 
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Quote Originally Posted by skullf:

'Believe me'.......sound familiar Trumpers?
"If you like your health insurance plan you can keep it!"
 I heard that one.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Slobbasaurus:

This is a sports-wagering and I'm the first to mention this? (I apologize if I overlooked it).

"I got some inside info".


Yes and also...

"Game of the Year"

"Game of the Century"

and the famous "L-O-C-K"
~~~~~ZOSO~~~~~
 
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Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:



Yes and also...

"Game of the Year"

"Game of the Century"

and the famous "L-O-C-K"


How about:

SCALABRINE vs. PACKERSBACKERS - Loser Leaves Covers for Eternity
 
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"I am drawing a red line in the sand. Cross it and there will be the most dire of consequences."
 
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'Made with ________ technology......"

Call my friends at invent help.... 

 
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"i completely understand, but..."
No team is as good as it looks when winning nor are they as bad as they look when losing
 
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fair and balanced-FOX NEWS
 
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"Did you try clearing your cookies"

"Your call is important to us"

 

 
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"I would've run into the school, even if I didn't have a gun."


BWHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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2 of my favorites

Read my lips, i will not raise taxes

I am not a crook. 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by DruDowns:

"I would've run into the school, even if I didn't have a gun."

BWHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!


Trump has told some biggies, but that one takes the cake!!!

How about this one...

"If you want to unsubscribe simply click..."
~~~~~ZOSO~~~~~
 
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Quote Originally Posted by DruDowns:

"I would've run into the school, even if I didn't have a gun."


BWHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess his bone spurs have cleared up.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by HockeyTeeth:

"Did you try clearing your cookies"

"Your call is important to us"

 


genius
No team is as good as it looks when winning nor are they as bad as they look when losing
 
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LIKE My ex-father-in-law engrained in my ex-wifeys ear.."Don't believe HALF of what you hear"....

Busted

Another entertaining read  GG...
 
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Basically.... 

you can trust me

anytime you ever hear that run from the sales floor.

 
 
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Just got off the phone making a bill payment.

I love this one... 

"We appreciate your business.  Your estimated wait time is..."
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