I'm not reading through this whole thread but if you are still worried about the test shoot me a PM, with 3 days and $5-10 I'll have you cleaner than a porn stars asshole. Worked for me numerous times.
Kgroch,
I'm not reading through this whole thread but if you are still worried about the test shoot me a PM, with 3 days and $5-10 I'll have you cleaner than a porn stars asshole. Worked for me numerous times.
You shave your head before you go in people in the clinic will know whats up. Of course given your hair is at least 3/4 inch they will only get it from your head.
BUT, it is not unheard of to gather hair from other areas of the body including pubes! It can happen and that is a FACT.
You go in with a bald head and see how that works out for ya.
Quote Originally Posted by Spitfire15:
Not if he shaves his head before the test!
They wouldn't DARE go to the pubic hair sample.
False! Yet another myth about this issue
You shave your head before you go in people in the clinic will know whats up. Of course given your hair is at least 3/4 inch they will only get it from your head.
BUT, it is not unheard of to gather hair from other areas of the body including pubes! It can happen and that is a FACT.
You go in with a bald head and see how that works out for ya.
LOL! That would be fuckin hilarious to actually do. Say, "Oh I thought you wanted a semen sample... well I can't piss now".
Step 1 burn fat, use niacin
Step 2 Start drinking tons of water, nearing time of test supplement with B-vitamins to get yellow piss so it doesn't look like water
Step 3 Day of test DO NOT BURN ANY FAT, don't eat, no exercise - take small doses of Creotine nearing the day of.
Essentially you piss yellow water that has creotine in it... when they test to see if it is actually urine or basically water they test for creotine, which will be in your system just from eating food regularly. It has worked for me twice and once for a friend, not an extremely strict test, but I think it should work fine.
Ask your meat-head friend for Creotine and don't overdo the niacin. It will feel like you have a sunburn all over your body, that's normal, but too much is bad for your liver.
LOL! That would be fuckin hilarious to actually do. Say, "Oh I thought you wanted a semen sample... well I can't piss now".
Step 1 burn fat, use niacin
Step 2 Start drinking tons of water, nearing time of test supplement with B-vitamins to get yellow piss so it doesn't look like water
Step 3 Day of test DO NOT BURN ANY FAT, don't eat, no exercise - take small doses of Creotine nearing the day of.
Essentially you piss yellow water that has creotine in it... when they test to see if it is actually urine or basically water they test for creotine, which will be in your system just from eating food regularly. It has worked for me twice and once for a friend, not an extremely strict test, but I think it should work fine.
Ask your meat-head friend for Creotine and don't overdo the niacin. It will feel like you have a sunburn all over your body, that's normal, but too much is bad for your liver.
just drink plenty of water also exercise some.. if you dont smoke regularly you will be clean within the first week. i smoke on friday night and test myself with home dipsticks on monday an im clean.
dont know if this is true but i here dying your hair black will cover drug use in your hair. seen it on you-tube but have no idea..
fake pee can be bought and used easily as well.. you can buy the home dipsticks on ebay for about 2bucks a piece or cheaper in bulk.
just drink plenty of water also exercise some.. if you dont smoke regularly you will be clean within the first week. i smoke on friday night and test myself with home dipsticks on monday an im clean.
dont know if this is true but i here dying your hair black will cover drug use in your hair. seen it on you-tube but have no idea..
fake pee can be bought and used easily as well.. you can buy the home dipsticks on ebay for about 2bucks a piece or cheaper in bulk.
i do believe your body heat will keep the pee warm enough for a test as well. i once had a bottle of clean pee(old elmers glue bottle) in a bootie sock pinned inside my drawers.. heated it on the car defroster and it was about 110degrees when i went into the clinic..when i sat i tucked it between my balls and inner thigh. sat there for about 50-60 mins before taken back and the pee was 94 degrees. it must be between 90-100 although one time i was at 89 and she didnt even flinch but marked yes just because the dot on the temp strip was visible(gray means-1 degree)
i do believe your body heat will keep the pee warm enough for a test as well. i once had a bottle of clean pee(old elmers glue bottle) in a bootie sock pinned inside my drawers.. heated it on the car defroster and it was about 110degrees when i went into the clinic..when i sat i tucked it between my balls and inner thigh. sat there for about 50-60 mins before taken back and the pee was 94 degrees. it must be between 90-100 although one time i was at 89 and she didnt even flinch but marked yes just because the dot on the temp strip was visible(gray means-1 degree)
Certo...mix it with a huge cup of water or cranberry juice and down it. Repeat the process minus the Certo untill you pee at least 3 times before your test. And make sure to go smoke a fatty after the test!
Certo...mix it with a huge cup of water or cranberry juice and down it. Repeat the process minus the Certo untill you pee at least 3 times before your test. And make sure to go smoke a fatty after the test!
Certo...mix it with a huge cup of water or cranberry juice and down it. Repeat the process minus the Certo untill you pee at least 3 times before your test. And make sure to go smoke a fatty after the test!
Certo is the same thing as Sure Gel just a different brand.
I believed all the hype and my test came up positive
Then I was told I did it wrong but I did it just as I was told it would work and like I mentioned earlier in this thread
AJlightning you need to be kicked in the nuts
Quote Originally Posted by AJLightning:
Certo...mix it with a huge cup of water or cranberry juice and down it. Repeat the process minus the Certo untill you pee at least 3 times before your test. And make sure to go smoke a fatty after the test!
Certo is the same thing as Sure Gel just a different brand.
I believed all the hype and my test came up positive
Then I was told I did it wrong but I did it just as I was told it would work and like I mentioned earlier in this thread
You can buy synthetic piss for about 40 bucks and not have to use your own urine at all. I've used it plenty of times. you keep it by your waist to keep the temp right. There is a little plugged surgical hose you use, inconspicuous as can be. One bottle lasts for like 2 tests. Definitely the way to go if you have any suspicion it won't come up clean.
As long as your aren't being directly watched (like side-by-side), you'll be completely fine.
You can buy synthetic piss for about 40 bucks and not have to use your own urine at all. I've used it plenty of times. you keep it by your waist to keep the temp right. There is a little plugged surgical hose you use, inconspicuous as can be. One bottle lasts for like 2 tests. Definitely the way to go if you have any suspicion it won't come up clean.
As long as your aren't being directly watched (like side-by-side), you'll be completely fine.
But if you never smoke, 2 weeks time - you shouldn't need to buy or do anything at all.
If anything, just increase some physical activity (sweat more) over the next couple of weeks. It's getting nicer in most places now to do that. You'll be fine.
But if you never smoke, 2 weeks time - you shouldn't need to buy or do anything at all.
If anything, just increase some physical activity (sweat more) over the next couple of weeks. It's getting nicer in most places now to do that. You'll be fine.
But if you never smoke, 2 weeks time - you shouldn't need to buy or do anything at all.
If anything, just increase some physical activity (sweat more) over the next couple of weeks. It's getting nicer in most places now to do that. You'll be fine.
The acceptable temperature range on the sample is 90 to 100 degrees for an usable sample for the tech to approve the sample.
As long as you can pull that off the fake piss is a good way to go.
Just dont be like that NFL football player about 6 years ago or so who borrowed piss from his girlfriend who was pregnant.
He did not know it and found out by the drug test results.....BUSTED
Quote Originally Posted by Mikado:
But if you never smoke, 2 weeks time - you shouldn't need to buy or do anything at all.
If anything, just increase some physical activity (sweat more) over the next couple of weeks. It's getting nicer in most places now to do that. You'll be fine.
The acceptable temperature range on the sample is 90 to 100 degrees for an usable sample for the tech to approve the sample.
As long as you can pull that off the fake piss is a good way to go.
Just dont be like that NFL football player about 6 years ago or so who borrowed piss from his girlfriend who was pregnant.
He did not know it and found out by the drug test results.....BUSTED
I know someone who used the 'sure gel' method a few times on his way to a pilots license - he was a huge pothead and passed... but I can't believe that it would work I still won't use it but I can verify - he was DEFINITELY a pothead and he definitely has a pilots license now
I know someone who used the 'sure gel' method a few times on his way to a pilots license - he was a huge pothead and passed... but I can't believe that it would work I still won't use it but I can verify - he was DEFINITELY a pothead and he definitely has a pilots license now
Some are saying "just don't do drugs", but what they mean to say is "just don't do the drugs that our government has named illegal for no logical reason whatsoever except that they want to fill up prisons".
Half of these people that are saying "don't do drugs" are drinking alcohol, coffee, energy drinks, etc. They might be smoking cigarettes, dipping, chewing tobacco, or on some type of prescription drug. And then they judge others for smoking weed or something else they like.
Hypocrites. Those above mentioned substances are all drugs. You don't get to pick and choose what substances are and are not drugs to make yourself feel better.
The kicker is that most of the illegal drugs are safer and healthier than the legal drugs in our society. Those that don't believe that can do some research if they'd like to be less ignorant. The information is all out there.
Drug tests were created by millionaires to make themselves billionaires. It has nothing to do with keeping a safe work environment, and many studies have shown that it doesn't even do that. Besides, making me pee in a cup to prove that I'm not doing something in my free time that doesn't affect the company one bit is wrong. If I come to work impaired, then fire me. Otherwise, stay out of my life.
But if I drink a case of beer on Friday and Saturday night and smoke five packs of cigarettes, I'll pass a test Monday with flying colors. Anyone that doesn't see the problem in this is part of the problem.
Our drug laws cost us billions of dollars in healthcare and lost wages. Thankfully, people are wising up. Maybe some time in the next 100 years our laws will reflect something other than stupidity and backwards thinking.
Some are saying "just don't do drugs", but what they mean to say is "just don't do the drugs that our government has named illegal for no logical reason whatsoever except that they want to fill up prisons".
Half of these people that are saying "don't do drugs" are drinking alcohol, coffee, energy drinks, etc. They might be smoking cigarettes, dipping, chewing tobacco, or on some type of prescription drug. And then they judge others for smoking weed or something else they like.
Hypocrites. Those above mentioned substances are all drugs. You don't get to pick and choose what substances are and are not drugs to make yourself feel better.
The kicker is that most of the illegal drugs are safer and healthier than the legal drugs in our society. Those that don't believe that can do some research if they'd like to be less ignorant. The information is all out there.
Drug tests were created by millionaires to make themselves billionaires. It has nothing to do with keeping a safe work environment, and many studies have shown that it doesn't even do that. Besides, making me pee in a cup to prove that I'm not doing something in my free time that doesn't affect the company one bit is wrong. If I come to work impaired, then fire me. Otherwise, stay out of my life.
But if I drink a case of beer on Friday and Saturday night and smoke five packs of cigarettes, I'll pass a test Monday with flying colors. Anyone that doesn't see the problem in this is part of the problem.
Our drug laws cost us billions of dollars in healthcare and lost wages. Thankfully, people are wising up. Maybe some time in the next 100 years our laws will reflect something other than stupidity and backwards thinking.
just a different brand.
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