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Update old sayings, bring fresh angle.

Example: "look but dont touch", becomes, "oogle but dont google"

 
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It's only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence..
 
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Quote Originally Posted by SarasotaSlim:

It's only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence..

 
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Then,

What does that have to do with the price of tea in china?

Now,

What does that have to do with the cost of carbon reduction in china?
 
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When you come to a fork in the road, take it..........
 
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A penny saved is a penny earned is now "Don't bet 8 team parlays dumbass"
 
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A Rolling Stone DOES gather moss............I mean, just look at Mick Jagger, will ya?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by The Hawk:

When you come to a fork in the road, take it..........

That one always cracks me up.

 
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A bitcoin saved is $4,826 earned.
 
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He who laughs last, thinks slowest..........
 
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A Fool and his money are soon partying
 
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A bird in the hand is worth a load in the napkin.
R.I.P. #94 MARSHAWN KNEELAND - DC4L
 
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Quote Originally Posted by StumpTownStu:

A bird in the hand is worth a load in the napkin.


Always lurking...  

~~~~~ZOSO~~~~~
 
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Quote Originally Posted by The Hawk:

A Fool and his money are soon partying



 
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If you dont have anything nice to say...tweet it!
 
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Wifey's Top 5 Exercises:

1. Jumping to conclusions.

2. Flying off the handle.

3. Carrying things too far.

4. Dodging responsibilities.

5. Pushing her luck.


~~~~~ZOSO~~~~~
 
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Goose looking very dapper
 
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 Don't believe anything you read......
 
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Quote Originally Posted by THEMUGG:

 Don't believe anything you read......


And don't believe anything you see.
~~~~~ZOSO~~~~~
 
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Is that a day in court picture, goose? BOL.
R.I.P. #94 MARSHAWN KNEELAND - DC4L
 
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Yes that was my day in court  A good day indeed.
~~~~~ZOSO~~~~~
 
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Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:

Yes that was my day in court  A good day indeed.



Is that a POLO pony I see on your shirt ?

Nice touch .............very conservative ...
 
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Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:

Yes that was my day in court  A good day indeed.
Everybody's talkin'  bout a well dressed man...
 
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o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o

He who hesitates is lunch..
 
 
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You can lead a horse to water, because you ain't got no car.......
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