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Syddigs

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Posted: Sep. 29, 2010 - 4:45 PM ET #26

Quote Originally Posted by equalblueberrys:

I'm a feline expert. I've owned over 75 cats in my day.

One thing ALL cats love is a special snack. I make my own using a mix of oatmeal, mayonnaise, hot sauce, fruit loops and creamed corn. You mash it all up in a blender and serve the cat one dish per day. Not only will he be vibrant and healthy but he'll show you lots of affection for serving him such a tasty treat. It's "Win-Win"

Ladies and Gentlemen, meet the crazy cat lady.

Osirus13

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Posted: Sep. 29, 2010 - 11:03 PM ET #27

Quote Originally Posted by Spitfire15:

I fucking hate cats so much, I couldn't live there. I seriously fucking hate them and everyone says 'my cats so sweet you'll love it' and I think they can sense that I want to boot them across the room because they don't like me. And if one of them did start scratching at me or something naturally I would probably kick it, then I'm the asshole because I kicked your stupid cat.

I hate no fucking idea what you should do... I mean I had a solution, but there was a youtube video posted of someone doing it and people weren't too happy about it.

Kidding, I like animals more than that.... but fuck cats.

Fuck off

Ace77

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Posted: Sep. 29, 2010 - 11:06 PM ET #28

The Revenge of Kitty Galore

equalblueberrys

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Posted: Sep. 29, 2010 - 11:09 PM ET #29

Quote Originally Posted by Syddigs:

Ladies and Gentlemen, meet the crazy cat lady.

Crazy cat lady? What you talking about ya Willis?

Syddigs

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Posted: Sep. 29, 2010 - 11:32 PM ET #30

Quote Originally Posted by equalblueberrys:

Crazy cat lady? What you talking about ya Willis?

You admitted to having owned over 75 cats in your life. I couldn't call you " sane non-cat guy " now could I?

D_Unit

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Posted: Sep. 30, 2010 - 2:20 AM ET #31

Cats are cool.....u others who dont like them are just a bunch of lil bitches who starve for attention. I pitty u

Cover Hog

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Posted: Sep. 30, 2010 - 4:26 AM ET #32

Cats

Dude, you're fighting with a cat. Get over it. I love dogs and cats, but I hate when dog lovers feel the need to hate cats. Calling the cat a 'complete prick'. You're putting more stock in this relationship then the cat is, that's for sure. Some cats/dogs are more territorial about new people being in their house, that's all.

If you plan on staying around long, you have to wait for him to warm up to you. If you're not staying long, just ignore it. It's not a big deal.

RickeM

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Posted: Sep. 30, 2010 - 4:49 AM ET #33

I think cats like mice. Give it a mouse.

Borat38

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Posted: Sep. 30, 2010 - 7:24 AM ET #34

Quote Originally Posted by D_Unit:

Cats are pretty cool unless your the type who begs for attention from their animal. I actually prefer cats over dogs. I hate it how dogs beg for food from you anytime you eat something in front of them. That shit is annoying...

Cats do that too. Ours does. They follow me when I'm carrying a plate, meowing for some morsels.

One likes me and the other one hates me, for some unknown reason. The unfriendly one hisses and claws at me when I try to pet it, so screw it, I stopped trying to be friendly. I only throw scraps of food to the friendly one. Hell, I find myself watching the bad one when I'm wearing shorts, just so it doesn't try to scratch/bite.

Dogs are still the best

jmw59

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Posted: Sep. 30, 2010 - 9:04 AM ET #35

Quote Originally Posted by Spitfire15:

Lizards are > and

than cats.

Make it a komodo dragon and watch it destroy the disgusting feline.

My kitty left a carnaged komodo dragon on the doorstep last night

HermosaBch

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Posted: Sep. 30, 2010 - 11:52 AM ET #36

A half a can of tuna is the highway to a cats heart.

Spitfire15

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Posted: Sep. 30, 2010 - 1:31 PM ET #37

Scary

Spitfire15

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Posted: Sep. 30, 2010 - 1:35 PM ET #38

Look at this one

D_Unit

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Posted: Sep. 30, 2010 - 2:23 PM ET #39

Quote Originally Posted by Spitfire15:

Look at this one

How would you feel if you were locked up in a cage?

captjohn67

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Posted: Sep. 30, 2010 - 2:28 PM ET #40

Quote Originally Posted by Spitfire15:

Scary

he would have to leave

HutchEmAll

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Posted: Sep. 30, 2010 - 2:30 PM ET #41

Cats are no different then dogs....some are bad seeds....some can be trained.

dl36

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Posted: Sep. 30, 2010 - 4:31 PM ET #42

Quote Originally Posted by D_Unit:

How would you feel if you were locked up in a cage?

Zoos

guyhi

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Posted: Oct. 1, 2010 - 1:34 AM ET #43

i have a cat, dog and fish, i love em all. Animals are the best, they dont care about your money, looks, or what car you drive. They are way cooler then 98% of humans.

searchwarrant

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Posted: Oct. 1, 2010 - 1:39 AM ET #44

How can anybody hate cats?

Parenting problem early in life.

Perhaps you're being outsmarted, that's usually the case.

searchwarrant

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Posted: Oct. 1, 2010 - 1:46 AM ET #45

Cats have top 3 survival skills on the planet. They are built, bred and designed for superior hunting and athleticism. They're sharp as a tack also.

Worship them. Egyptians sure did along with about every other royal family across the world.

Spitfire15

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Posted: Oct. 1, 2010 - 12:30 PM ET #46

I love big cats... because they are far away from me and I can watch them on tv.

Didn't mean to offend cat lovers, from what I understand some cats are great pets -- I'm just saying that the way some people 'hate' snakes and are creeped out by them, I just feel the same about cats... they have crazy eyes. It's a known fact that the dead watch the living through cats eyes. Plus they strut around like they run the show.

ronaust1n

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Posted: Oct. 1, 2010 - 3:38 PM ET #47

If the cats stay in your room mostly..you have a problem. Two cats in a small space is too much. Aside from animals being very territorial they need space....much like you and I. I have 7 cats BUT i also have 2 acres and they stay outside a lot. You need to find a home for the one that doesn't like you and the other one will do fine. Cats are better than dogs if they are going to be in the house. Dogs get lonely really easy and will tear uyp things if left alone in the house. Hiope this helps.