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So I'm at my 16 yr olds end of year JROTC event last night which lasts 2 plus hours.  I'm waiting for my wife to show up and sit near this mexican dude who is parents of my kids friend.  Next to his wife is a heavy woman with her tits hanging out in all directions and she is loud as in louuuuuud.  her sister keeps trying to shoosh her and she turns to me and says"I just came to here from Meheeeco today and I dont know how to say hi to my nephew"  .  Now all her relatives are cringing already.  So I say to her softly," Its a very special time and you came here to show your love for your nephew so when he gets his award you stand up and scream his name loud and wave your arms"

My wife shows up and of course notices this loud heavy lady with the low cut shirt and las montagnes hanging out.  So I tell her my practical joke and she says"you should have told her to flash the audience with those honey dews"
Well the time came and she got up screaming like the place was on fire.  All her mexican relatives hid their faces and everyone else(500 people) laughed.
I video taped the whole thing.
 
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post the video. k thanks bye
 
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no thx bye.
 
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Either post the video or drop the subject.

This thread is pointless without the video

 
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if you dont find it funny then quit thinking about it. sorry i even posted the story, pearls to swine as they say.
 
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I think were all sorry you posted the story.
 
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It is a little pointless to tell us this story and mention you have a video then not show it.

 

Kinda like me saying "I was at the grocery store today and saw some loud fat woman with her tits hanging out"

 

Wow, cool story bro

 
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Ktrain, (train as in how you got conceived)well then fuck off you driveling little box bitch.  by WE do you mean those with double digit IQs clicking away at the keyboard with your semen encrusted fingers just hoping for that great moment when you can dis someones post.  i used to enjoy beating the fuck out of punks like you when i was a kid.  crazy how the memories come back and some mouthy douchebag fuck looks so scared and lost when his teeth and blood are mixed in his pleas to keep from getting another fist in his now deformed pie hole.
  is joran the date rapist your personal hero or just your SAF avatar.

i will now await my first time in the box. kind of like pleasantly going there after a good fight when i played hockey.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by drJ:

Ktrain, (train as in how you got conceived)well then fuck off you driveling little box bitch.  by WE do you mean those with double digit IQs clicking away at the keyboard with your semen encrusted fingers just hoping for that great moment when you can dis someones post.  i used to enjoy beating the fuck out of punks like you when i was a kid.  crazy how the memories come back and some mouthy douchebag fuck looks so scared and lost when his teeth and blood are mixed in his pleas to keep from getting another fist in his now deformed pie hole.
  is joran the date rapist your personal hero or just your SAF avatar.

i will now await my first time in the box. kind of like pleasantly going there after a good fight when i played hockey.

 

Wow dude, way to make yourself look like a total clown cuz noone finds your story as amusing as you do

 

Hope youre under 25 cuz if youre not you need to grwo up . . . .  and FAST!

 
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Wow dude, way to make yourself look like a total clown cuz noone finds your story as amusing as you do

 

Hope youre under 25 cuz if youre not you need to grwo up . . . .  and FAST!


 
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Nope its not that funny, I agree.  Neither are most of you.  Bye Now
 
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Quote Originally Posted by drJ:

Nope its not that funny, I agree.  Neither are most of you.  Bye Now

I hope you trip and fall then your skull splits into 2 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by drJ:

So I'm at my 16 yr olds end of year JROTC event last night which lasts 2 plus hours.  I'm waiting for my wife to show up and sit near this mexican dude who is parents of my kids friend.  Next to his wife is a heavy woman with her tits hanging out in all directions and she is loud as in louuuuuud.  her sister keeps trying to shoosh her and she turns to me and says"I just came to here from Meheeeco today and I dont know how to say hi to my nephew"  .  Now all her relatives are cringing already.  So I say to her softly," Its a very special time and you came here to show your love for your nephew so when he gets his award you stand up and scream his name loud and wave your arms"

My wife shows up and of course notices this loud heavy lady with the low cut shirt and las montagnes hanging out.  So I tell her my practical joke and she says"you should have told her to flash the audience with those honey dews"
Well the time came and she got up screaming like the place was on fire.  All her mexican relatives hid their faces and everyone else(500 people) laughed.
I video taped the whole thing.


Kool story, Bro.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by drJ:

Nope its not that funny, I agree.  Neither are most of you.  Bye Now

see heres the thing. it actually has the potential to be funny, and you even say you have a video, yet you are refusing to post it. why? also the whole im not funny, but neither are you argument doesnt work because you took the time to come onto this website and post what you thought was a funny story so that others may agree with you, otherwise, why the hell would you post it at all. 

and if you are old enough to have a 16 year old and are still married, there is no way you should be acting as childish as you are now. jesus christ man
 
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New here but DRJ's posts have been informative and not BS,maybe the video sucks or or he would have posted it in the first place or he don't wan't this shit all over facebook elsewhere of  his kid's Rotc resume down the road...

Handicap this a little people.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by drJ:

Ktrain, (train as in how you got conceived)well then fuck off you driveling little box bitch.  by WE do you mean those with double digit IQs clicking away at the keyboard with your semen encrusted fingers just hoping for that great moment when you can dis someones post.  i used to enjoy beating the fuck out of punks like you when i was a kid.  crazy how the memories come back and some mouthy douchebag fuck looks so scared and lost when his teeth and blood are mixed in his pleas to keep from getting another fist in his now deformed pie hole.
  is joran the date rapist your personal hero or just your SAF avatar.

i will now await my first time in the box. kind of like pleasantly going there after a good fight when i played hockey.


A tad defensive aren't you? Humor is subjective after all. But it does sound like the crux of the story is a fat foreigner was creating embarrassment for some of those around her. Nothing too side splitting about that.
 
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Hey guys, I have a hilarious story.  I even videotaped it too. 

What?  you want to post the video?  Get Lost.  I can't believe you asked me. 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by drJ:

Nope its not that funny, I agree.  Neither are most of you.  Bye Now


Now I can see why you got so defensive. You found this story so funny that you felt the need to post it twice.

 
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my desire to give strangers a look at my wife and kids is zero.

jamesxnj,  thx you were correct.  i think pheobe cates was my first movie star love interest.

come on syddigs,  semen encrusted fingers was a great line.

no it wasn't that funny but the fact i told her do it cracked me up at the time.
 
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I enjoyed the story 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by t3003:

Hey guys, I have a hilarious story.  I even videotaped it too. 

What?  you want to post the video?  Get Lost.  I can't believe you asked me. 


yeah...what an asshole, im beginning to believe  he is a REAL physician...
 
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Quote Originally Posted by jamesxnj:

New here but DRJ's posts have been informative and not BS,maybe the video sucks or or he would have posted it in the first place or he don't wan't this shit all over facebook elsewhere of  his kid's Rotc resume down the road...

Handicap this a little people.

 

 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by drJ:

 

come on syddigs,  semen encrusted fingers was a great line.

 

OK I will give you that.

 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by misfit_aka:



yeah...what an asshole, im beginning to believe  he is a REAL physician...


Go look in the mirror if you want to see an asshole, sphincter face.
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