I told the wife I'd have her fartin' thru silk drawers and wearin' diamonds big as horse turds if she married me, but I would be the Boss of the household and make the final decisions on anything major. That was almost 44yrs ago and things have worked out fine.
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I told the wife I'd have her fartin' thru silk drawers and wearin' diamonds big as horse turds if she married me, but I would be the Boss of the household and make the final decisions on anything major. That was almost 44yrs ago and things have worked out fine.
Don't even think about taking a shit at my house. Take care of your business before you get here or after you leave, but don't plan on leaving your stink here.
rule in my house also... I try to do the same when going to other's houses...
In the case of a long party or spending the day... I have a guest bathroom that is designated for #2 that is upstairs and on the opposite side of the house where we entertain... and really only for people in the close inner circle... like people that I would allow to stay in the guest room connected with it...
I remember once on of my wife's friends that was pretty hot came over one morning to meet up with my wife to go hiking... and the night before she had been out drinking at a mexican restaurant and then started the day off with a big breakfast and coffee at home to fuel up for the day... but then comes running into our house asking if she can use the bathroom and uses the half bath down stairs connected to the entertainment area and kitchen that is designated for #1...
It literally changed how I thought about her forever hearing her grunt and strain and that stench afterwards that permeated through the kitchen where I was cooking breakfast and the entertainment area where I was going to watch football was just unbearable...
I honestly cant look at her the same again...
and it all could have been managed if she just followed your simple rule
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Quote Originally Posted by Henry-Lilly:
Don't even think about taking a shit at my house. Take care of your business before you get here or after you leave, but don't plan on leaving your stink here.
rule in my house also... I try to do the same when going to other's houses...
In the case of a long party or spending the day... I have a guest bathroom that is designated for #2 that is upstairs and on the opposite side of the house where we entertain... and really only for people in the close inner circle... like people that I would allow to stay in the guest room connected with it...
I remember once on of my wife's friends that was pretty hot came over one morning to meet up with my wife to go hiking... and the night before she had been out drinking at a mexican restaurant and then started the day off with a big breakfast and coffee at home to fuel up for the day... but then comes running into our house asking if she can use the bathroom and uses the half bath down stairs connected to the entertainment area and kitchen that is designated for #1...
It literally changed how I thought about her forever hearing her grunt and strain and that stench afterwards that permeated through the kitchen where I was cooking breakfast and the entertainment area where I was going to watch football was just unbearable...
I honestly cant look at her the same again...
and it all could have been managed if she just followed your simple rule
if you bring over a hot friend dont get mad if i look at her ass.. i dont go to the mall with you and get mad if you stop at the jewellery store to look around... if you dont want me to look dont bring her over... (even though i do appreciate it)
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oh yeah...
also for women...
if you bring over a hot friend dont get mad if i look at her ass.. i dont go to the mall with you and get mad if you stop at the jewellery store to look around... if you dont want me to look dont bring her over... (even though i do appreciate it)
if you bring over a hot friend dont get mad if i look at her ass.. i dont go to the mall with you and get mad if you stop at the jewellery store to look around... if you dont want me to look dont bring her over... (even though i do appreciate it)
I always tell my Wifey...
"Don't worry about where I get my appetite, as long as I always come home to eat."
~~~~~ZOSO~~~~~
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Quote Originally Posted by smalltimer:
oh yeah...
also for women...
if you bring over a hot friend dont get mad if i look at her ass.. i dont go to the mall with you and get mad if you stop at the jewellery store to look around... if you dont want me to look dont bring her over... (even though i do appreciate it)
I always tell my Wifey...
"Don't worry about where I get my appetite, as long as I always come home to eat."
If ya wanna come into the living area, shoes off, otherwise just holler from the kitchen.If i got something on the grill i dont want to see you within an arms length of it.And as Hawk said,i'm playing the music i wanna hear.
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If ya wanna come into the living area, shoes off, otherwise just holler from the kitchen.If i got something on the grill i dont want to see you within an arms length of it.And as Hawk said,i'm playing the music i wanna hear.
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