Kate McKinnon on the Verizen Commercials

A couple months ago I called the dude a racist. Semi jokingly but in all seriousness just the same. He responded but it didn't turn into a big thing. I almost responded to the response but figured it best left be and leaving his words final because at the end of the day, midnight knows how I feel about him as a person. And he knows we're cool. And I know we're cool. Absent of the same rapport though, and to a dude in his 80s, that shit probably sounded raw as fuck. You know I like both of you motherfuckers so I'm like, "Can't we all just get along." He and I started off talking shit in the beginning but it mellowed out quickly. I don't know why he tried to jump in and clown you. I realize he hung a fastball out there and it would've been hard not to take that one yard.

For sure unless you're a broke dicker. You probably couldn't make her wet though.

@StumpTownStu

 Touché my man 

Dagnabbit , son of a gun ,

disaster happens , trouble is fun

flappin’ your gums ,

talkin’ tawdry off of the cuff ,

what’s the law ?

Is there cause ? Is it just ?

or is it just a bunch of motherfucckers thinkin’ too much ?

pistols and guns , ice cream and deserted islands

if you turn out a virgin , you took off the burden and in turn returned her to smilin’ 

words at my service , a tourniquet to the times we live

stop the bleedin’ 

nonsense repeated

if you’re nonchalant , stop it , this is dominance , this isn’t even

or equal

this is 53 to 3 and a gifted the field goal

I’m real swole

real Goliath

peel off what ya feel , I see your fear , I see the child within

diamonds glisten

who gives a fucck ?

who’s this bitcch Kristin McKinnon ? Is she slim or a chubb ?

a dimwit ? A dunce ?

Delicious titts with nipples when touched that instantly trigger her fingers to her clitoris for a rub ?

why we fightin’ ?

Why you talkin’ ?

It’s a crime to take a life , not to say what’s on your mind , with your sirens and caution

yellow tape !

you dumb sons of bitcches come from apes

and evolution is pisssed

the baby head protrudin’ from the uterus with a huge grimace

few envision , most follow

just like most hoes get the load in the throat and go swallow

opposed to yours though , Mrs. “ No Gobble “

it’s no problem

i’ll walk passed you without breaking stride

and hold in all the laughter emanating inside……..

LOL....Wrong... You got it ass backwards...What we did, said and joked about in my day would get you fired or land you in jail today- Its a much much much more sensitive society today

Its all prim and proper now- I hurt peoples feeling here by merely disagreeing with them on a sports pick...

I mean kids are weak nowadays...Its not even disputable

Topic is...

Would you Fuck Kate McKinnon if you and her were alone on a deserted island?

My Answer is and will always be YES

Especially if she took some Palm Tree Leaves and put them on her head and did her Shakira Impersonation

You can't say what I have ass backwards when I'm speaking of a specific person. One I'd like to think I know as well as any complete stranger on this website. And I'd like to think I know doja. I know we're from the same generation and have a similar sense of humor. I know he was cracking jokes and wasn't looking to actually insult mid's wife. It was just set up on a tee for him. I'm also a dude who has spent a ton of time around older gents and I know there are things that people in my generation joke about that would be unheard of to older dudes. For example, I make a lot of "happy" jokes. I include myself in them. Talking about "happy" shit is unheard of amongst older dudes. I was definitely raised old school and that's just some shit that's off limits. That's why I do it. It makes dudes uncomfortable. Likewise, you won't find a ton of old timers joking about wives are telling "Yo mamma" jokes. Midnight in his early 80s and an old school cat. Like a lot of guys from his generation, wives

@StumpTownStu

 I don't know where you got that I'm in my 80's. Not even close. 

You & doja may feel comfortable talking about getting your wife wet or not but not many in here don't think that's funny & I find it disrespectful towards your wife. Would your wife think it's as funny as you two do?

As far as teeing something up, it doesn't mean you should take the swing. In fact, doja teed one up in another thread when he was talking about a weed whacker tool. You can write your own jokes about tools with that one. 

You two are not the norm no matter how you try to spin it. Respect of our wives is not a generational thing.

@Midnight1

 Could've sworn you were in your 80s. Not sure where I got that. As far as talking about wives, it's not my shtick to disrespect anyone's wife, my own or otherwise. He made a crack about how my wife could probably give him a chub. A crack I set up. In the context of the joke, he isn't being disrespectful. It's not like he implied he could have his way with her or that she was in any way unvirtuous or anything. Just that she is probably attractive enough to cause arousal. And frankly, because I am not sensitive, and because she is attractive, I simply agreed but made it clear that he probably wouldn't much float her boat in return. His wife would probably give me a chub too. And likewise, even though I'm kind of slim jacked right now, she probably wouldn't look my way because she is true to Doja. I'm not a limp dicker so I didn't have to make some comment about his old lady or try to one up him.  He knows good and well she'd probably give me a chub. It goes without saying. Likewise, he knows good and well that I have the utmost respect for his wife and marriage. And I promise you he has respect for mines.

As far as what's the norm, I think you're out of touch as to what the norm is or how dudes joke. And you're out of touch as to what is actual disrespect, and what is just a couple of dudes cracking jokes. And for the record, if you read what I wrote, I wasn't defending Doja'd comment, I was defending your response but you can take these things how you will.

Hold on

Slow down there , you Whippersnapper

my fingers have sifted through shitt and I diddled a black girl

in some instances and eras I’d be considered a criminal you miserable bastarddd

hierarchy of the art I see , R.I.P . If you try to be smart , part my sea

Holy Moses !

Hit eject on the dentures I’ve

never read anything I can remember minds

filled with nonsense ,

a vortex I’m aghast ,

at your silliness and your sass

report it to the mortician performing the clippings to the dead skin forming on your hands

crusty like some old cake

angry like they butted in line

just cuz it’s the middle of the night doesn’t mean shut the lights what a fucckin’ surprise

if your sense of humor is dense like a tumor get your aforementioned dentures and direct them directly towards your pooper

so you can eat shittt and dine on the dung

maybe in time you’ll smile before your time is up ……

@Midnight1

 Now I’m curious about the weed whacker joke you were going to unleash on me. Please share your comedic genius with us!

I’ll take a guess. I said something like “ I like this tool” Then you come in off the top rope and drop the hammer with “You are a tool!”

I bet you'd like this tool. This ain't no Ryobi.

@StumpTownStu

Maybe if I could find a coconut big enough to fit over her head