Kate McKinnon on the Verizen Commercials

That is the opposite of the kind of woman I could be with. Look up the words "annoying obnoxious woman" in the dictionary to see her picture.  I mean if I were stuck on a deserted island with her I'd probably dump her for a chimpanzee or a wild goat

She's repulsive on every level

Couldn't agree more. She acts real creepy.

I change the channel whenever the commercial comes on TV.

On the other hand, I love watching Cindy Crawford's Rooms To Go commercials.

@BackCourt

 Well, she's a lesbian. And not like a hot, lopstick lesbian. He has big man hater vibes. And she's cooky as all get out so yeah, not really inspiring many boners but you're either full of shit or g@y if you say you wouldn't fuck her on a desert island. That's all I would do. Take hikes and bone her. And if the island is deserted, it's probably a tiny little atoll so there wouldn't be much hiking/exploring to be had. So i'd just be banging her twive a day. Working on the hut.

I've never seen the commercial but she's a weird chick so I could imagine.

 Not to get off topic but why would a goat and a chimp be on a deserted island? It’s deserted…. And an island

I think the OP is just trying to come up with an excuse to fuck an animal

i agree that she's not eye candy for us males but she is kinda funny on SNL.

And yes if i were on a deserted island and she was the only hole i would hit it.

@Doja45

 Why would the OP need an excuse to screw an animal? 

You didn't.

@Midnight1

 You got me there Middy. But in my defense I was heavily impaired when I banged your wife 

@Doja45

 My wife??? Really??

Now am I suppose to say something nasty about your mother? 

Anyone who reads what you said knows what kind of man you are.

@Midnight1

 Go ahead, all’s fair in comedy and shit talking. Like I expected you can dish it but you can’t take it. Sorry if I hurt your feelings 

I mean, in reading that, I took it as you insulting his wife. How is a guy suppose to respond. Maybe that wasn't toyr intention but when you throw a line out like that, to a married man, that's probably how it will be taken. You'd have to word it differently for a guy to be sure you weren't. Like if you were to say, "You bang goats all the time. You don't need an excuse." It's clear you're talking about actual goats.

@Doja45

 When you grow up, maybe just maybe, you'll learn that certain things are off limits & family is one of those things.

So until you have proven to be wise enough to temper you're so called "comedy & shit talking" you will be known as the forum punk who doesn't respect boundaries that most men just don't cross.  

Well, alot of gays are obnoxious

She might not even be gay. Just on camera

A lot of people find you obnoxious 

You don't watch Tv then.. It on every channel 24/7

I hate that show, but her Rudy Giuliani act was embarrassingly bad.  And I hate Rudy Giuliani

Guys, Guys...Stop fighting. We can all agree that she is probably the last woman on earth any of us would have sex with. Lets stay on the common ground here

Apparently not. I don't watch a ton of TV but I watch some TV. Waiting on Season 4 of Yellowstone. I watch Animal Kingdom. Watch PBS. Love Oregon Experience. Outdoor Idaho. Only sitcom we watch is The Neighborhood. We actually watch SNL. Dateline... 20/20... The Murder Mysteries, as we call them. It's always the husband/wife/girlffiend/boyfriend so there's really no mystery. This old house. Local news. Some stuff on streaming. We have every freaking streaming service but no commercials with that. Local news. Jeopardy. I don't know, man. I don't watch a ton on TV but I don't not watch TV. Never seen it. Kate McKinnon's issue isn't her face. It's her expressions. She has this perma-awkward expression. I paused something she was on and caught her not making that crazy bug eye look and was like, "Holy shit." She bugs her eyes and holds her mouth in a weird way and it makes her look weird. If she smoked her some reefer, mellowed out, relaxed her face, she'd be a solid 6 easily. Borderline 7.

You're lucky to have not seen it... Bug eyes is right...lol

@Midnight1

Just busting balls, you gave me an opening and I took it. 

I apologize if that was more than you’re used to. Come to think of it, I remember saying the same thing to…..

Alright I’ll stop 

@Doja45

 You gotta remember, midnight is in his 80s. So some shit one might consider regular ass clowning, to him it's like, "Wait just a gosh darn minute, buddy. That's going to far!" I straight up for a minute thought he was insulting your wife until he responded. I was like "Whoa, that'''''

....that's out of character for midnight. I typically never go after guy's old ladies. Never understood this. I see it here all the time. Not joking like you but guy's really talking shit. A couple months ago a dude who i've never had interaction with said I was married to a "heffer' and I just laughed because my wife can barely put on a lil chub. It's just not in her genes. It's the Okie in her. Plus I know the dude was an incel who probably subscribes to my onlyfans with buffer. I used to, in rare occasions when a dude was being super racist, I'd say something like, "I bet your wife cheats on you with black dudes." Nothing to graphic or discriptive but even then, without fail i'd immediately be like, "Hey, man, that was wrong of me. I don't you or your old lady and I'm not standing in front of you so we can throw down." and in most cases,  dudes be like, "Yeah, man, I was a little out of pocket too." And we'd be cool after that. I know you didn't mean any disrespect but maybe it's wrong to assume that he would because maybe he hasn't had the same interaction with you as I. And likewise, you haven't had the same interaction with him as I.

I bet she could give me a lil chub

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