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I Cheated On My Wife... The Mistress Says She's 14 Days Late...

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hes a daddy now, no time for covers
 
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Quote Originally Posted by CHOPS4CASH:

laughI really don't know if I can force her in a court of law to get an abortion? Then this would be public record... and I'd look like an absolute clown...


This makes me laugh every time I read it..... Whiz you should put this quote on the covers shirts.... big smile
 
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You can't force any chick to get an abortion. No court in this country will force her to get an abortion. PERIOD! When you fire away unprotected you are trusting your (financial) well being and mental stability all in the hands of the chick. If she chooses not to use birth control, you are screwed. If she lies about using birth control, you are screwed. The law is rigged in such a way that if you get a woman pregnant, no matter how or why (ie: the condom broke, she's on the rag, whatever the reason, etc.), you are financially responsible. If you are going to bang chicks unprotected you are playing with fire!
Until they come up with a male pill (hope they do it in my lifetime), you are and always will be at the mercy of the chick you are banging. So protect yourself! 
 
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[Quote: Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot]
Opinions may vary... but what I will say:
 
 
 

1. Wife never found out?

Uh... yes she found out. Because I confessed to my wife. I confessed around February. She sort of knew it happened...but wanted to hear it from me. As far as our marriage is... it's actually better than ever... and for some odd reason everytime we go out or go to clubs... and she sees a hot chick... my wife goes... we should have her come home with us. And I'm like what?!?!!?! She goes... it's ok... I'm serious. I was like... yeah ok. But actually I'm going to test what she says out... because there's this huge party for a female friend of mine in mid July and I'm renting a huge party bus to hold 50 people... and I'm going to give it a shot LOL We'll see what happens.

 

 

I am calling bullshit on this one. No wife that has ever been cheated on is ever going to willfully help pick out chicks that her cheating husband can have come home to "play" with you. If it does happen, I wouldn't trust it and I would keep at least one eye on her at all times and keep her away from the sharp implements in your house, fearing that she may give you the Bobbitt treatment (chopping off your manhood).

 
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If this is true...I wonder if his wife has a sister.
 
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highly unlikely
 
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Glad to see this whitetrash waste of space finally got banned.  Good riddance
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Bling:

Glad to see this whitetrash waste of space finally got banned.  Good riddance

 

I couldnt agree more with you    Its great that covers got rid of that total scumbag lowlife.

 
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damn,  just spent an hour reading all this crap & didn't find any tips on picking a winner
 
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I feel bad for both of you
 
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money shot got banned, lost his wife and has a tanning salon where employees are stealing from him..
 
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Mods please lock this friggin thread
 
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i know my goal in life is NOT to end up like moneyshot
 
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 All I can say is Wow!!! 
 
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money shot got banned, that sucks he was good for one story a month.
 
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farts fly carving the sky archive this farce ride far from charming what a horrible demise...........
wallstreetcappers craps in his draws and pees fuckin backwards from his vaj with a squirt.
 
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Spockgato bumping all the classic threads.
 
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COVERS allows u to tell someone they are sexually frustrated so long as ur hands are clean
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Bling:

Glad to see this whitetrash waste of space finally got banned.  Good riddance

 

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This thread has at least 20 members that are now BANNED.

 

Crazy.

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