Have you ever been this wasted?

     This is going back about 4 years.  I went out with some friends and started drinking right around 6 PM or so.  Had some shots at a house... 2 or 3.  Can't remember what of.  So I'm drinking beer pretty much non stop for... I don't know... maybe 5 or 6 hours.  The entire evening is difficult to remember.  I do remember falling flat on my face in a pile of snow outside the Pub in N. Canton.  Thank God there was a big pile of snow there.  I do remember my girl meeting us out and I kept apologizing to her because I was SO piss drunk. 

     The following morning I wake up next to her and she says, "What's up Grand Master P?"  I knew then that she had a good story, and immediately had that "oh no" feeling in my gut.  So I asked her what I did.

     I got up in the middle of the night, butt naked, and walked over to the corner of our bedroom.  I was pounding on my snake's cage mumbling something.  I'll have to ask her again what I was saying.  So then I walk over to the other corner of the room and piss all over the place.  I had stacks of CD's and I pissed all over them.  I had some clothes setting next to them.  Piss all over everything. 

     She said she didn't want to say anything to me because she was afraid I would turn and hence piss all over her overnight bag that she had setting near by.  So she just had to wait til I was done urinating on everything. 

     After I finished, she spent the next hour or so cleaning it up while I slept.  What a great chic. 

     I actually heard of a friend of mine doing this same thing about 15 years ago so I know I'm not the only one that's done this.  I of course do not remember any of it. 

     And yet I continue to drink.   Oh well... it's too much fun.  That's the problem.  It's a good thing I don't make a habit of pissing in my bedroom I guess.

Hey! At least you didn't wet the bed. That shit would be really embarrassing.

was hopin the story was going to be better.

when I was in college dorming I encountered the pee thing happen like about 4 times...

The we had communal bathrooms with stalls... So this guy who had a room next to the bath had it happen to him more then once...  totally drunk guy stumbles into his room...  opens his closet door and starts pissing... I assume at the moment thinking it was the bath room...

And of course no one remembers doing it... but the piss is there in the morning...

I had a roommate for 1 term that was a binge drinker... study like crazy with no drinking for the first few weeks then after a midterm or paper he would then get completely smashed...  devoting like 48 hours to his binge and probably about 6 hours actually drinking... the rest is him passed out, puking or trying to recover...

but when he was drinking he would get too wasted... turn into an animal literally... .cant hold a conversation... not able to even walk or sit in a chair... completely out of control..

so once he hit that point I would try to find a place to contain him... I tried our dorm room and he trashed it.. It sucked to spend the night having to take care of a someone that always gets way too wasted...

So what I would do sometimes is if he was too drunk is put him in someone else's room... turn the lights off and lock the door... he was always way too drunk to figure out up from down and find his way and would pass out there... and if someone asked I would simply say that  he must have wondered in there when he was drunk... just because he was my roommate didnt mean I was responsible for him 24/7... plus I was blasted myself at the time...

anyways the guy who's room it was ended up with his bed all wet and my roommate said that he must have spill his beer when he was drunk...  the only problem was that there was no cup /bottle/can...  That excuse didnt work tho when he puked in other people's rooms...

good times

I got drunk one time. It was wild, man.

One new years eve in college, I was out of town with 4 buddies for a change of scenery.  I hook up with a girl and we go back to her room.  The hotel I had got with my buddies was 7 miles away.  Keep in mind this is Jan. 1 with about 8 inches of snow on the ground.  I wake up around dawn and see the chick I went back with perched over a chair next to the bed taking a piss.  The same chair where my clothes were laying on.  I stand up and yell at her and she asks me why I'm yelling at her in the bathroom.  She then passes out and hits the floor.

I put my clothes in a small plastic bag and head out the door pissed off.  The only thing I have that isnt piss soaked are my shoes, boxers that I'm wearing, and half a tshirt.  So I put one arm of the tshirt on and walk the 7 miles back to my hotel in my boxers carrying piss soaked clothes in about 28 degrees.  No calling anybody to pick me up  as this was before cellphones.

 

once you've pissed the bed drunk once the flood gates open. It's like pringles...once you pop you can;t stop. I've probably pissed the bed 10 times last few years. Huge hasslehoff....had to get waterproof cover to put over the mattress. My grandma didn't find it very amusing when she came to town for thanksgiving and was all set to sleep in my room to discover I had pissed it the night before. I was so hungover i just rolled out of bed and didn't notice. Seeing my grandma with a hair dryer over my bed later that day and i was able to piece together what had happened. I've pissed the bed with a girl in it a few times. That's always an awkward next morning unless you can blame it on her successfully

never have these stories keep me FROM NOT drinking

I pissed on a laptop once

In college I hung out with a reckless and truly disgusting human being I'll call "Dirty Tim."  He had no regard for rules, personal space, hygene or self control.  He gave away his laundry detergent at the begining of the semester because he never washed his clothes.  I think the only thing keeping him from being expelled was sheer terror on behalf of the administrators that he'd come back with an automatic weapon and murder as many people as he could.  Needless to say he was a blast to hang with.  One night we were headed to the bar and I had to stop at another dorm to grab this chick I was friends with.  As I'm waiting in the lobby for her to come down, I see Dirty Tim walk over to a stairwell, drop his pants, squat forward a little, and start to take a shit.  Right there in the lobby.  I barely had time to think before the girl comes walking out then just freezes.  "Oh my god, what the fuck are you doing?" she says.  He didn't even answer her, just stared at her grinning like a serial killer as shit plopped from his ass and piled behind him on the stairwell.  The most fucked up thing was that she STILL WENT TO THE BAR with us.  So yea, not really a "I got so drunk story" but fuck it, when you pull stunts like that before even drinking?  Stunning...

Love the story.. Will love it more if my U qst Q 45 hits