Let me know if you heard this one..........

Oh I get it , it's like tellin a bitcch my cocck your mouth is a hell of an option you do it well then it swells and from the helmet it pops jizz...... No worries .... Thanks for clarifying ......

It is not worthwhile to try to keep history from repeating itself,
for man's character will always make the preventing of the repetitions
impossible.

History of sports results doesn't repeat itself,

but it does rhyme.

Godka =  drunk on Jesus

Please Google the word " humor ". You are using it wrong.

Stop. You're killing me.

That's cool ^^^ brah  - too bad nobody cares about your comments

All the posters herein ^^^
have given their bloody best
which is anything but worthwhile,
and yet hat they have all bothered to
spend their time to type it out that
they are unhappy and that they
are devoid of any real wit and
just like sore losers are also
unable to create and laugh!

All posters herein commenting
have indeed tried in giving their
bloody best in that they have all
bothered to spend their time in
typing out that they're unhappy
and that they are devoid of any
real wit and just like sore losers
are unable to create and laugh!

Let's face it.

Hawky, at least your lack of sentence construction is funny.

Funnier than anything you got, Pendy

"(referring to Jay Cut QB-play) You wanna know what the definition of a confused human being is? (He's) like a baby in topless bar!"
~Doug Buffone #55

Rest In Peace today Champ !!

THE FIREMAN's BELLs

Fireman comes home and goes to his wife,
"At the Firebarn we do things right:
BELL 1: We put on our jackets.
BELL 2: We jump on the bed of the truck.
BELL 3: We go about our business
        putting out the fire.

So from now on,
when I say:
"BELL 1" - I want you to take off your clothes.
when I say:
"Bell 2" - I want you to jump into bed.
when I say:
"BELL 3" - I want us to go about our business.

So the fireman comes home and yells, "BELL 1" -
and his wife takes off her clothes.
He yells, "BELL 2" -
and his wife jumps into bed.
So he yells, "BELL 3" -
and they start making love.

Not long after, his wife hollers, "BELL 4" -
he asks her what do you mean "BELL 4" ?

She goes, "BELL 4: Reel out more hose -
you're nowhere near the Fire !!!!

~Doug Buffone, 14-year-long Chicago Bear #55
(Walter Payton's Practical-Prank Pal)

I drink to your Health when I'm with you;
I drink to your Health when alone;
I drink to your Health so often
I just about wrecked my own !

~Doug Buffone, Chicago Bears linebacker #55

At Arlington Park, Doug Buffone was insinuated to be a
"Degenerate Gambler" by Dan Hampton at a special
autograph session.
Buffone answered Hampton's charge, "A wise old man
once told me, "If you don't bet everyday, you could be
walking around Lucky and not even know it.""

So, Buffone watched the movie "Let It Ride"..............................

Convict pleading insanity walks into appointed Psychiatrist's office
wearing nothing but plastic-wrap.

Psychiatrist says to him & his lawyers, "I can clearly see your Nuts."

~Doug Buffone

• Used, Poor-Cello's with SALE-PRICE  ==> Buy In Boston !!

¡¡ BOSTON SONG !!

There's a poster flying around Boston
showing Brady taking the MVP trophy
from the NFL Commish (archenemy
of the entire extended Brady Family)
— It shows Brady's 4 Superbowl rings
on every finger except his middle one.