Harbor for sports sorts of Humor

A blind sports reporter edged his way closer thru the locker-room,
then suddenly whipped out his microphone upon hearing Kareem's voice, who didn't see him, and backed right into the blind guy's mike:
Karreem's known to never have jumped any higher.

Most everybody was ticked off regarding year after year being a complete no-show for Spring Training - bacause he always caught the Flu in Las Vegas.

But the Higher-ups told the boys that even tho' you guys may have  more bust-up bats than he has loud, blaring Boom-boxes in the Clubhouse, DON"T MESS WITH SAMMY SOSA

What's the difference between God and Boomer Elijewson?
God never thought He was Boomer.

Our Sports Reporter interviewed Corey Crawford and got hit by Crawford's spittle in the eye.

So we know that if the Crow's backwash can cause a bodily harm lawsuit, so too this has to do also.

So we need to call that guy!  Anybody got the Wong number ?

ok

Thanks Pete. 

Sometimes anecdotes acting as diversions can keep us all from taking sports & wagering too seriously

Although Mr. NBA, L. James, is in Brazil to watch the interntional stars play
in the FIFA World Cup, his people and lawyers will be visiting the Rockets.

Houston's Hardon, Parsons, and Howard have already been advised by James' lawyers:
Do NOT look at nor talk to James' lawyers when refering to Mr. James, but rather
TALK  TO  THE  LIFESIZE  CARDBOARD  CUTOUT  OF  K I N G  J A M E S

What language do you use when you're not butchering mine?

Keep trying Skippdboner: You're insults will prove funny eventually...

What is the opposite of LOL??

zzzzzzzzzzz....

What the fk did I just waste 30 seconds reading?
And which one was humorous?

Did you just smoke some OG Kush?

That's phuckin funny

All of the above is s...

     If our nation can issue a dollar bond, it can issue a dollar bill.  The element that makes the bond good, makes the bill good, also.

     The difference between the bond and the bill is the bond lets money brokers collect twice the amount of the bond and an additional 20%, whereas the currency pays nobody but those who contribute directly in some useful way.

     It is absurd [ actually a JOKE ]
to say that our country can issue $30 million in bonds and not $30 million in currency.  Both are promises to pay, but one promise fattens the usurers and the other helps the people.

Whatever the hell you are rambling on about is not in line with my level of understanding apparently. A wise man once told me to stick to your strengths and drop the rest when I tried my hand at dancing. Needless to say, I no longer dance if less than 12 drinks have been consumed and things are better off for everyone this way. Handshake

VV,

what you've said is similar to what jazz musicians point out:
When in doubt, leave it out.

Their good advice works well with Parlays
that pay have to payout less, but do cash!

You know,

@The Hawk

hilarity, kinda, over gambling:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKMNKS-9ugY

And just Too Funny is Jokey Rule of the NFL:-
Cowboys not once blitzed Rogers in the 2nd half
because of the worldwide hundreds of millions
to the tune of 69% riding the boys to beat the Pack.
••••
Bucks bag Ducks. 
So now with SuperMario out to Manziel up the NFL,
the next CFP Final Four will feature a Big 12 squad
replacing the Pac12, as their decade-long best team
showed once again that they're all tempo tricks and
flashy plays that won't get it done in Championships
surely not against SEC / Big10 /  Big12 football clubs.

I can't believe you bumped the worst thread ever