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Kelly_Slater

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Posted: Aug. 7, 2012 - 4:03 AM ET #26

Salty solid story brother

'handi makes you dandy"

you gonna make your way west for the Las Vegas meet up in september?

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Pr0blem

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Posted: Aug. 7, 2012 - 4:23 AM ET #27

Look at the bright side, when you guys head to a theme park, you guys can go straight to the front of the line.

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dl36

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Posted: Aug. 7, 2012 - 5:14 AM ET #28

salty,

when it comes to handicapped/disabled people, the dont want special treatment... in fact if they had it there way they would prefer not to need it...

So the best thing you can do is to one night stand it like you would any other person... treating her different because of her disability is an insult to her...

and you know you are not the first guy...

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SALTY

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Posted: Aug. 7, 2012 - 11:19 AM ET #29

Quote Originally Posted by Kelly_Slater:

Salty solid story brother

'handi makes you dandy"

you gonna make your way west for the Las Vegas meet up in september?

I wish I could

I was planning on living in Vegas, made it there for bout1.5 months. Flew back to get my ride and stuff. That first weekend back to Arkansas I got arrested for dwi again. Funny thing was a cop rolled up on us in the parking lot and I was sitting in the drivers seat in a car that was running for AC purposes. I was not even driving but tell that to the worthless cop

Long story short I stayed through the court case and I happened to land a very good paying job here in central AR. Never thought I would end up back here but it looks that way for now. Plus my ass is broke as a joke till I can rebuild a little so no trips for this guy probably till about the end of the year

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Mad_Skillz123

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Posted: Aug. 7, 2012 - 11:41 AM ET #30

so, did she COVER THE SPREAD OR NOT?

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SirJohnDrake

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Posted: Aug. 7, 2012 - 2:24 PM ET #31

I just read the ending and so what you're saying is that two handicapped people got it on with each other?...you being the other handicapped person...lol

That's so so romantic!...lol

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MoneySRH

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Posted: Aug. 7, 2012 - 3:53 PM ET #32

One of your best stories salty.

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MoneyShot

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Posted: Aug. 7, 2012 - 5:23 PM ET #33

You said she was a hottie, she wasnt disfigured or anything, she had a walking issue but still a hottie lol. So to me, thats all good...

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Nut_Flopper

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Posted: Aug. 7, 2012 - 5:59 PM ET #34

Quote Originally Posted by SALTY:

I wish I could

I was planning on living in Vegas, made it there for bout1.5 months. Flew back to get my ride and stuff. That first weekend back to Arkansas I got arrested for dwi again. Funny thing was a cop rolled up on us in the parking lot and I was sitting in the drivers seat in a car that was running for AC purposes. I was not even driving but tell that to the worthless cop

Long story short I stayed through the court case and I happened to land a very good paying job here in central AR. Never thought I would end up back here but it looks that way for now. Plus my ass is broke as a joke till I can rebuild a little so no trips for this guy probably till about the end of the year

They can get you even if your car is not running and you are inside with the keys

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TRAIN69

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Posted: Aug. 7, 2012 - 8:21 PM ET #35

Did she talk cool like Stephen Hawking?

I can only imagine the story she wrote on her favorite website about the drunk guy she conned into getting her wheelchair unloaded and then gave him herpes......

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SALTY

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Posted: Aug. 7, 2012 - 9:48 PM ET #36

No train she did not talk like a robot.
And her story ended with her vagina has never felt that way and she may be full time in the chair now.

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MoneySRH

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Posted: Aug. 8, 2012 - 12:54 AM ET #37

Quote Originally Posted by SALTY:

No train she did not talk like a robot.
And her story ended with her vagina has never felt that way and she may be full time in the chair now.

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SALTY

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Posted: Aug. 9, 2012 - 6:11 PM ET #38

Madskillz,

Yes she did surprisingly.

It was a blowout.

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baronman

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Posted: Aug. 10, 2012 - 2:24 PM ET #39

salty great story i like this one alot. iknew you were back home.told you werent in guam,whats up with that. sorry about dui. im doing fvhs class 72 reunion this sat hosted bar,band,dancing food,security free rides home within 8 miles maybe ill come back with some stories hows hangover on loss & gin need to slow down that hard stuff will kill you see ya

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SALTY

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Posted: Aug. 10, 2012 - 6:28 PM ET #40

B-man

Hopefully there will be some newly single broads there and with an open bar and a little luck you may stumble onto some strange

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baronman

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Posted: Aug. 10, 2012 - 7:49 PM ET #41

unlike you lucky guy im married good news old lady not going wont cheat maybe some dirty dancing lots boos.

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SALTY

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Posted: Aug. 10, 2012 - 8:08 PM ET #42

Nothing like bumping and grinding your boner against a chic on the dance floor while dancing

Hopefully they will play some club rap and women turn into freaks

Bend em over and throw the bulge on her and watch her as she lights ups because she is turning you on....Piece of cake playa

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TRAIN69

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Posted: Aug. 10, 2012 - 9:22 PM ET #43

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I wonder if she could tell I'm hard right now, hmmm
Yeah, come on, dance for me baby, ha ha, yeah
Oh, oh, you feel that? Alright
Come on, don't stop now
You done did it, come on, uh, yeah, alright, hold on

Baby when we're grinding
I get so excited
Ooh, how I like it
I try but I can't fight it
Oh, your dancing real close
Plus it's real real slow
(You know what you're doing, don't you)
You're making it hard for me
All the slow songs you requested
You're dancing like you're naked
Oh, it's almost like we're sexing (oh yeah)
Yeah boo, I like it
No, I can't deny it
But I know you can tell
I'm excited, oh girl
Step back you're dancing kinda close
I feel a little poke coming through
On you
Now girl I know you felt it
Boo you know I can't help it
You know what I want to do
Baby when we're grinding
I get so excited
Ooh, how I like it
I try but I can't fight it
Oh, your dancing real close
Plus it's real real slow
(You know what you're doing, don't you)
You're making it hard for me
Baby girl's dancing so close
Ain't a good idea
Cuz I'mma want you now and here
The way that you shake it on me
Makes me want you so bad sexually
Oh girl
Step back you're dancing kinda close
I feel a little poke coming through
On you
Baby when we're grinding
I get so excited
Ooh, how I like it
I try but I can't fight it
Oh, your dancing real close
Plus it's real real slow
(You know what you're doing, don't you)
You're making it hard for me
Baby when we're grinding
I get so excited
Ooh, how I like it
I try but I can't fight it
Oh, your dancing real close
Plus it's real real slow
(You know what you're doing, don't you)
You're making it hard for me
I love when you shake it like that, ah, ah, ah
I see that you like it like that, oh, oh, oh
I love when you shake it like that, ah, ah, ah
I see that you like it like that, oh, oh, oh
Well baby I like the way that you grind
On me
Baby when we're grinding
I get so excited
Ooh, how I like it
I try but I can't fight it
Oh, your dancing real close
Plus it's real real slow
(You know what you're doing, don't you)
You're making it hard for me
I like the way you move
You're making me want you
Oh the way
I like those things you do
But you're a little too close

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I wonder if she could tell I'm hard right now, hmmm
Yeah, come on, dance for me baby, ha ha, yeah
Oh, oh, you feel that? Alright
Come on, don't stop now
You done did it, come on, uh, yeah, alright, hold on

Baby when we're grinding
I get so excited
Ooh, how I like it
I try but I can't fight it
Oh, your dancing real close
Plus it's real real slow
(You know what you're doing, don't you)
You're making it hard for me
All the slow songs you requested
You're dancing like you're naked
Oh, it's almost like we're sexing (oh yeah)
Yeah boo, I like it
No, I can't deny it
But I know you can tell
I'm excited, oh girl
Step back you're dancing kinda close
I feel a little poke coming through
On you
Now girl I know you felt it
Boo you know I can't help it
You know what I want to do
Baby when we're grinding
I get so excited
Ooh, how I like it
I try but I can't fight it
Oh, your dancing real close
Plus it's real real slow
(You know what you're doing, don't you)
You're making it hard for me
Baby girl's dancing so close
Ain't a good idea
Cuz I'mma want you now and here
The way that you shake it on me
Makes me want you so bad sexually
Oh girl
Step back you're dancing kinda close
I feel a little poke coming through
On you
Baby when we're grinding
I get so excited
Ooh, how I like it
I try but I can't fight it
Oh, your dancing real close
Plus it's real real slow
(You know what you're doing, don't you)
You're making it hard for me
Baby when we're grinding
I get so excited
Ooh, how I like it
I try but I can't fight it
Oh, your dancing real close
Plus it's real real slow
(You know what you're doing, don't you)
You're making it hard for me
I love when you shake it like that, ah, ah, ah
I see that you like it like that, oh, oh, oh
I love when you shake it like that, ah, ah, ah
I see that you like it like that, oh, oh, oh
Well baby I like the way that you grind
On me
Baby when we're grinding
I get so excited
Ooh, how I like it
I try but I can't fight it
Oh, your dancing real close
Plus it's real real slow
(You know what you're doing, don't you)
You're making it hard for me
I like the way you move
You're making me want you
Oh the way
I like those things you do
But you're a little too close

TRAIN69

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Posts: 55436

Posted: Aug. 10, 2012 - 9:24 PM ET #44

"You're makin it hard for me...."

"I feel a poke comin through...on you"

Gotta love that song

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smalltimer

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Posts: 2512

Posted: Aug. 11, 2012 - 11:26 PM ET #45

salty, heres your chance for some wheels.. losing your lisence and she has a hovercraft available...

and when your buddies ask about her disability just smile and say.... i did it that hard!!!

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nflcapperletsgo

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Posted: Aug. 12, 2012 - 7:32 AM ET #46

You're a good fiction writer.

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