Goofy Boy Names

No joke, but I just met a guy named Arden.  

Haven't seen a "normal" or "traditional" name in quite a while...latest babies of friends/family have been...

Jackson
Nora
Liam
Elijah
Elliana

The ones that really bother me and I'm not sure where the hell it started is the last names as first names trend. 

Harper
Parker
Cooper
Tucker
Bentley
Jackson

Those are last names...keep it that way

If you're last name is Altuna.............you gotta name the kid

What a great thread....  Hawk you're killing me.. funny stuff..

Mugg,, tell me you may have just misheard the kids name under the dinner music....                    BENTLEY!!!  You gotta be shiiting me Pyle!  What's next Rolex?

about 9 years ago my step daughter wanted to name her boy after me, and I said no, give him his own ID, or name him JACK!       Not Jackson,,       Jack!  damnitt...    
Ended up being  Braydon,,,    f'me...  My old friend heard that and simply said,,, "Strike One!" 

Of course now I think Braydon is one of the most perfect names possible because our relationship trumps previous trivial misgivings I had about boys names...........Silll....I wonder just a little bit.

  Nope, they said it every chance they got, like they wanted everyone around to know.

 All I could think about was the scene in "A Fish Called Wanda", where they were making fun of Kevin Kline for thinking Cleese named his daughter (Portia) after a car. 

I would love to see these kids with these goofy names research the meaning of them. 

A college football player named Baker?  Really?  

O'Shay.   Additonally, I think the name Trent is horrible

Trent Richardson....................sucks

Landon, Preston, Chester ugh. Guarantee a kid like that is a split brat and has a trust fund

They just published the list of most popular names of the year...

Jackson, Aiden, Liam, Lucas, Noah, Mason, Ethan, Caden, Logan, Jacob, Jayden, Oliver, Elijah, Alexander, Michael, Carter, James, Caleb, Benjamin, Jack.


That's the top 20.  Yuck

Ok.  Jackson, Carter and Mason are supposed to be last names, hahaha.  What's wrong with these parents?  Do they hate their kids that much?

Yeah St' Johns had a couple of really weird ones

Along with God Shamgod they had a kid named Sir'Dominick.  There was another one too but I forgot it

There are some weird names coming from the white middle class these days.  Like others have said, a lot of girl sounding boy names, names with Lex- in them, etc.

Can't approach the Trayvons though.  These black women come up with the craziest.  I used to know a girl who was the head nurse in maternity.  She would tell me some of the ridiculous names they would come up with.  One looked around the delivery room, noticed a sign on the door, and settled on naming her baby Na'smoking.  No joke

#21 Daniel
#23 Henry
#24 Matthew
#29 Ryan
#32 David
#34 Andrew
#40 Samuel

Daniel and Matthew barely missed the cut!  Henry is another good one that barely missed.  Speaking of Henry, I was watching Family Feud the other night and Steve Harvey asked the question, "Give me a boy's name that starts with the letter H?"