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BWS reminded me of a great George Carlin bit about boys names.  I mentioned in the thread that my sister-in-law named my nephew Jayden.  Stupid phucking name!

Can't really blame her because her name is Dusti, and her siblings are named Trent, Clint and Troy.

I'd like to hear what else what this forum has heard of thiese goofy boys names.

Camden

Declan

Carson

These really aren't names!!!
 
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Camden-you know that kid is going yard

Declan-I've actually heard of. Know a bartender that named her kid that, so I looked it up. Means "The Land" in Irish/Gaelic or something.

Carson-Johnny? Kit? Palmer? Carson City, Nevada? Maybe it's like an instruction. Get in the car, son......................
 
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Quote Originally Posted by The Hawk:

Camden-you know that kid is going yard

Declan-I've actually heard of. Know a bartender that named her kid that, so I looked it up. Means "The Land" in Irish/Gaelic or something.

Carson-Johnny? Kit? Palmer? Carson City, Nevada? Maybe it's like an instruction. Get in the car, son......................


That's awesome Hawk
 
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Jayden was the 26th most ppular name last year...John is not even top 40.  What is normal for names changes every generation.  How many George's do you know?

1 Liam
2 Noah
3 Mason
4 Ethan
5 Logan
6 Lucas
7 Jackson Charlotte    
8 Oliver Amelia    
9 Aiden
10 Jacob
11 Elijah
12 James
13 Alexander
14 Benjamin
15 Jack
16 Luke Chloe    
17 William
18 Owen
19 Michael
20 Carter
21 Daniel
22 Gabriel
23 Henry
24 Matthew
25 Wyatt
26 Jayden
27 Nathan
28 Caleb
29 Ryan
30 Isaac
31 Sebastian
32 David
33 Connor
34 Dylan
35 Andrew
36 Eli
37 Jaxon
38 Samuel
39 Joshua
40 Hunter
 
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At least Michael, Matthew and Daniel made the list.  These are real names.  

Hunter?  Hahaha
 
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Don't get me started on names the fit both sexes..................

Leslie, Kim, Robin
 
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 Was in a restaurant a while ago & the table across from me had a small boy, maybe 3-4yo, & they kept calling him............Bentley 



 Poor kid
 
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Guy I used to work with, long time ago...............his name

Terry

Wife's name

Sharon

Brilliant idea for their baby name?

Combination of both of their names. Baby girl.

Did they come up with "Sherry"?

OH, NO. TOO EASY.............


Meet "Taron"

I told him "Great. That sounds like your kid got her name from a Star Trek movie"
 
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Bentley and Taron.  Almost as bad as Hunter, hahaha.

Good stuff fellas!  

Sounds like he got his name from a Star Trek movie.  Too funny!  
 
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Quote Originally Posted by The Hawk:

Guy I used to work with, long time ago...............his name

Terry

Wife's name

Sharon

Brilliant idea for their baby name?

Combination of both of their names. Baby girl.

Did they come up with "Sherry"?

OH, NO. TOO EASY.............


Meet "Taron"

I told him "Great. That sounds like your kid got her name from a Star Trek movie"


This is good funny point. 

True story Hawk.

My late brother Jason married a girl named  Dusti. When they were deciding on a boy's name, I suggested JUSTIN.

They didn't think the name combination joke was funny.  
 
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Quote Originally Posted by THEMUGG:

 Was in a restaurant a while ago & the table across from me had a small boy, maybe 3-4yo, & they kept calling him............Bentley 



 Poor kid

Tell me you made that up.
 
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I also had the pleasure of meeting a Bentley in Tampa, FL.

You cant't make this sh!t up.  It's so funny with these boy's names.


 
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Is it wrong to ask the racial makeup of Bentley?
 
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No Hawk.

The one I met was white though.

We can go for days posting goofy American black names.

Just put a D in front of a normal name.

D'angelo
D'Sean
D'Anthony
D'Michael

List can go on and on.  
 
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My ex-wife named her daughter Lexi

I think Lexi is a stripper name.  I know it is more common name now, but still a stripper name in my mind.
 
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One of my best friends, a guy, is named Hillary..Whenever he meet somebody he always introduces himself as hills.
 
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There was recently a basketball player for St. John's who had God'sgift for a first name.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by SportsFan9698:

My ex-wife named her daughter Lexi

I think Lexi is a stripper name.  I know it is more common name now, but still a stripper name in my mind.

You're kidding.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by SportsFan9698:

My ex-wife named her daughter Lexi

I think Lexi is a stripper name.  I know it is more common name now, but still a stripper name in my mind.

Sorry to hear about that Fan.  I agree that Lexi does sound like a stripper's name.  

I shake my head at these names.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by joepa510:

One of my best friends, a guy, is named Hillary..Whenever he meet somebody he always introduces himself as hills.


This has to be a joke.  I don't know what's worse, his real name or his nickname.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by thorpe:

Jayden was the 26th most ppular name last year...John is not even top 40.  What is normal for names changes every generation.  How many George's do you know?

1 Liam
2 Noah
3 Mason
4 Ethan
5 Logan
6 Lucas
7 Jackson Charlotte    
8 Oliver Amelia    
9 Aiden
10 Jacob
11 Elijah
12 James
13 Alexander
14 Benjamin
15 Jack
16 Luke Chloe    
17 William
18 Owen
19 Michael
20 Carter
21 Daniel
22 Gabriel
23 Henry
24 Matthew
25 Wyatt
26 Jayden
27 Nathan
28 Caleb
29 Ryan
30 Isaac
31 Sebastian
32 David
33 Connor
34 Dylan
35 Andrew
36 Eli
37 Jaxon
38 Samuel
39 Joshua
40 Hunter

I have an Uncle George (my Godfather), a cousin George and my boss is named George.

This is a real name!  

I don't buy that generation name change BS.  

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Slobbasaurus:

No Hawk.

The one I met was white though.

We can go for days posting goofy American black names.

Just put a D in front of a normal name.

D'angelo
D'Sean
D'Anthony
D'Michael

List can go on and on.  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gODZzSOelss

"Dan Smith - BYU"

Man, that one always gets me at the end!!!!!

 
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Money,

That's hilarious!  
 
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Anyone remember the point guard at Providence a few years back? God Shammgod.....I think.

A tennis player from Holland - Boy Westerhof

Another tennis players name - Tuna Altuna (I ain't kidding).
 
 
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Tuna?

That's funny.  Where are all of these names coming from?

I bet you he's from Florida.




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