Dog crap on the lawn

Potter36

I swear - nowadays a simple polite request rarely works in 2011.

Adults and kids alike dont listen unless you put a ffot in their ass.

Shes rolling her eyes at you like you are the fucking problems.

Stupid bitch! Teenagers and 20 somethings are the same. You have to shock them -- or rattle their fethers for simple requests otherwise it usually gets blown off.

Nobody has manners, common courtesy or does the right thing anymore.

If that fucking dog shits on your lawn again I would smear it across the windshield of her car with the word THANKS :)

Quote Originally Posted by michaelpaul1:

I bet he will just start wearing a ski mask...then smear it all over your car and doors for you being such an anal faak...you will like that better......ps...I let both my dogs shit all over the fn place...I enjoy letting them leave their shit -droppings...it makes me happy...

so you have animosity toward someone else because he is sick of random dogs shitting on his lawn??

I should shit in your bed and maybe you will get the message.

fuckface

If you know of a dog in the neighborhood that is the problem, drop a deuce of your own on their front steps of their house.  I would imagine that would deliver the message loud and clear.

What kind of a moron doesn't pick up their dog's crap when they are out for a walk? 

I have found a decent civil way that was worked for the most part.

I have an open yard surrounding my house with no fence.  Dog owners are on each side of me.  One dog is very large and the other is more like a door bell...its obvious the size of shit I found in my yard belongs to which dog but doesn't do nothing to remove it. 

For not being a dog owner, I do notice and understand that owners will let their dogs out unnattended to handle their business...their belief is that they will stay in their yard and clean up later, but doesn't always seem to be the case.

The solution is, after I spoke to each neighbor about it and to discipline themselves and their dogs, they were on board with me placing "colored flags" in my yard when I find a pile of shit. Just like marking underground utilities, except a color that doesn't exist.  EX: My neighbor to the west gets BROWN and the neighbor to the east gets PURPLE.

This helps in more ways than one.  Their kids respond well to this and when they see these flags and come out with bags and gloves.  No ill will for shit that is overlooked, but its very helpful.