Do you guys fart in front of your lady?

Question

Do you just fart the same way you would if you were alone? Do you try to be a little discreet but dont really hide it? Do you avoid letting loose at all cost? Thanks.

I_Need_A_Detox · Answer

Do you just fart the same way you would if you were alone? Do you try to be a little discreet but dont really hide it? Do you avoid letting loose at all cost? Thanks.

searchwarrant · Answer

Oh yeah, but let it sit for awhile until it is released at maximum duration and decibel level.

TheGoldenGoose · Answer

of course

PokinSmot · Answer

I enjoyed it a lot more if it stinks like a skunk and makes her eyes all teared up...

KktdocT · Answer

i only fart when she starts talking.

SALTY · Answer

No. Hell no.Question.......How long do you wait after farting to try and get her in the mood again?

searchwarrant · Answer

Let&#x27;s not forget the thunder that blows out of their asses once in awhile when we&#x27;re mounting dogishly. &#xD;&#xA;Laughter for 2 hours - sex is completly over for a full day..

nc1capper · Answer

Thanks, great stuff asking this bunch for advice, do you spend much time dwelling on this subject

D_Unit · Answer

What about sharting?

picc818 · Answer

as often as i can

TRAIN69 · Answer

[Quote: Originally Posted by SALTY] No. Hell no.&#xD;&#xA;&#xD;&#xA;Question.......How long do you wait after farting to try and get her in the mood again?&#xD;&#xA;[/Quote]&#xD;&#xA;Are you serious? My lady cant resist me. I fart when I have to fart, end of discussion. Theres no holding it in. Thats for pussies.....

SALTY · Answer

[Quote: Originally Posted by TRAIN69]  &#xD;&#xA;Are you serious? My lady cant resist me. I fart when I have to fart, end of discussion. Theres no holding it in. Thats for pussies.....  [/Quote]Consider me the biggest box on the planet thenI will get in my SUV and drive to go shit so I do not bomb the area in which I am hooking up. When it comes to shitting. I am Clark Kent as far as a broad is concerned. I randomly disappear to handle business unexpectedly but can put on a cape and fly out and back real quick to get back into my civilian attire to fuck.

EddieGordo · Answer

Keep asking the big/improtant questions Detox  Pursuit of Knowledge is what this life is all about....

EddieGordo · Answer

*important

TRAIN69 · Answer

[Quote: Originally Posted by SALTY] &#xD;&#xA;&#xD;&#xA;&#xD;&#xA;Consider me the biggest box on the planet then&#xD;&#xA;&#xD;&#xA;I will get in my SUV and drive to go shit so I do not bomb the area in which I am hooking up. &#xD;&#xA;&#xD;&#xA;When it comes to shitting. I am Clark Kent as far as a broad is concerned. I randomly disappear to handle business unexpectedly but can put on a cape and fly out and back real quick to get back into my civilian attire to fuck.&#xD;&#xA;[/Quote]&#xD;&#xA;"Your lady" and a girl you are trying to hook up with are 2 different things......

dillon24 · Answer

yes

The8ofCups · Answer

[Quote: Originally Posted by TRAIN69]  &#xD;&#xA;Are you serious? My lady cant resist me. I fart when I have to fart, end of discussion. Theres no holding it in. Thats for pussies.....  [/Quote]Riiiiight... so you let &#x27;er rip in church, standing in line at the bank, meeting with a client, and at job interviews?

TRAIN69 · Answer

&#xD;&#xA;The thread title was about farting in front of women. Reading is fundamental. However, I dont go to church or banks, meet with clients and havent had a job interview in over a decade.....so actually, my original statement holds true. Anything else?

Henry-Lilly · Answer

I never fart in front of my woman.  My dogs do all the time though.

Ktrain · Answer

I do it on a daily basis. I actually take great pride in how effective my farts can be. If they chase her from the room, then I act like I just won a playoff game. Some of her reactions are priceless. I can&#39;t stop laughing at them sometimes.

jagerbomb197 · Answer

[Quote: Originally Posted by Ktrain] I do it on a daily basis. I actually take great pride in how effective my farts can be. If they chase her from the room, then I act like I just won a playoff game. Some of her reactions are priceless. I can't stop laughing at them sometimes.

That is some funny shit!

Messier-11 · Answer

nothing better than a well timed dutch oven

standuley · Answer

[Quote: Originally Posted by Messier-11] nothing better than a well timed dutch oven [/Quote]

Randisist · Answer

You do in life what you think is right!!! If you have to fart... By all means make it loud and proud!!!

If you make her leave the room... 1 point extra.
if her eyes water before she leave the room... 2 points extra.
if she gags... 3 points extra.

AND if she throws up you WIN!!!

jcjcjc24 · Answer

I do it all the time and now my 6 yr old son does it too just annoy her

Do you guys fart in front of your lady?

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