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#26
ApacheM
Posted:
#28
These two East Coast Wise Guys decide to take a cross country road trip in their Cadillac.
They get way out West and wander off the High-Way and onto an Indian Reservation.
Seeing the Trading Post, they decide to go in for a cold drink and get some directions.
Inside, they find an old Indian Medicine Man performing a Dance Ritual around an Indian child in a wheelchair. He finishes his dance and then says, "Today you will walk". And to everyone's pleasure, the crippled child gets up and walks across the floor.
Amazing!!!
The Medicine Man turns his attention to the two East Coast Wise Guys. He walks up to the first one, puts his hand on his shoulder, and with a big smile says, "Today you will walk".
With a huge ear to ear grin, he puts his hand on the others shoulder and says, "Today, you too will walk".
The first Wise Guy says, "Alright, enough of this Indian Bullsh!t, WE ARE OUTTA HERE!" and both Wise Guys head for the front door.
They step out the door and discover...
Their Cadillac has been stolen.
~~~~~ZOSO~~~~~
Posted:
#30
Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:
These two East Coast Wise Guys decide to take a cross country road trip in their Cadillac.
They get way out West and wander off the High-Way and onto an Indian Reservation.
Seeing the Trading Post, they decide to go in for a cold drink and get some directions.
Inside, they find an old Indian Medicine Man performing a Dance Ritual around an Indian child in a wheelchair. He finishes his dance and then says, "Today you will walk". And to everyone's pleasure, the crippled child gets up and walks across the floor.
Amazing!!!
The Medicine Man turns his attention to the two East Coast Wise Guys. He walks up to the first one, puts his hand on his shoulder, and with a big smile says, "Today you will walk".
With a huge ear to ear grin, he puts his hand on the others shoulder and says, "Today, you too will walk".
The first Wise Guy says, "Alright, enough of this Indian Bullsh!t, WE ARE OUTTA HERE!" and both Wise Guys head for the front door.
They step out the door and discover...
Their Cadillac has been stolen.
love it ...These two East Coast Wise Guys decide to take a cross country road trip in their Cadillac.
They get way out West and wander off the High-Way and onto an Indian Reservation.
Seeing the Trading Post, they decide to go in for a cold drink and get some directions.
Inside, they find an old Indian Medicine Man performing a Dance Ritual around an Indian child in a wheelchair. He finishes his dance and then says, "Today you will walk". And to everyone's pleasure, the crippled child gets up and walks across the floor.
Amazing!!!
The Medicine Man turns his attention to the two East Coast Wise Guys. He walks up to the first one, puts his hand on his shoulder, and with a big smile says, "Today you will walk".
With a huge ear to ear grin, he puts his hand on the others shoulder and says, "Today, you too will walk".
The first Wise Guy says, "Alright, enough of this Indian Bullsh!t, WE ARE OUTTA HERE!" and both Wise Guys head for the front door.
They step out the door and discover...
Their Cadillac has been stolen.
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#33
Nooooooo. This Thread doesn't slip to Page 2 under my watch.
This is my last post for a while.
I'm on vacation.
Thanks for letting me carry the ApacheM torch Hawk.
And thank you Clay for stopping by to share thoughts about your father.
Somebody else will play "Celebrity Host" and be in here soon.
Stop by again and check it out. And don't forget to tip your waitress.
Sooooooo, speaking of Road Trips, this Northern Yankee decides to take his first trip down to Texas. He's always heard how everything in Texas is just HUGE. Yes, they do things VERY BIG down in Texas.
He decides to spend some time on a real working Texas Ranch. You know, one of those Ranches like in the movie "City Slickers".
The first day at the Ranch he can't believe the size of the Homestead. It's easily a few football fields long and just as wide. A HUGE Texas Ranch homestead.
And there are a few thousand heads of cattle. The herd is HUGE.
Back on the front porch the hands bring out this HUGE pitcher of beer and start pouring the drafts into these HUGE beer glasses.
Damn. EVERYTHING is just HUGE in Texas.
After a few of these HUGE beers the Northern Yankee has got to take a HUGE pizz. He gets directions to the bathroom which he figures is going to also be HUGE. Go down the center hallway, take a right at the third hallway, go down that hallway and open the seventh door on the left for the bathroom.
He stumbles down the center hallway, skrews up the directions, takes a left at the third hallway, stumbles forward, and into seventh door on the right.
Which happens to just be the HUGE indoor swimming pool. Which of course the Northern Yankee falls into and immediately screams...
"Don't flush!!!!! PLEASE don't flush this toilet!!!!!
ApacheM RIP
This is my last post for a while.
I'm on vacation.
Thanks for letting me carry the ApacheM torch Hawk.
And thank you Clay for stopping by to share thoughts about your father.
Somebody else will play "Celebrity Host" and be in here soon.
Stop by again and check it out. And don't forget to tip your waitress.
Sooooooo, speaking of Road Trips, this Northern Yankee decides to take his first trip down to Texas. He's always heard how everything in Texas is just HUGE. Yes, they do things VERY BIG down in Texas.
He decides to spend some time on a real working Texas Ranch. You know, one of those Ranches like in the movie "City Slickers".
The first day at the Ranch he can't believe the size of the Homestead. It's easily a few football fields long and just as wide. A HUGE Texas Ranch homestead.
And there are a few thousand heads of cattle. The herd is HUGE.
Back on the front porch the hands bring out this HUGE pitcher of beer and start pouring the drafts into these HUGE beer glasses.
Damn. EVERYTHING is just HUGE in Texas.
After a few of these HUGE beers the Northern Yankee has got to take a HUGE pizz. He gets directions to the bathroom which he figures is going to also be HUGE. Go down the center hallway, take a right at the third hallway, go down that hallway and open the seventh door on the left for the bathroom.
He stumbles down the center hallway, skrews up the directions, takes a left at the third hallway, stumbles forward, and into seventh door on the right.
Which happens to just be the HUGE indoor swimming pool. Which of course the Northern Yankee falls into and immediately screams...
"Don't flush!!!!! PLEASE don't flush this toilet!!!!!
ApacheM RIP
~~~~~ZOSO~~~~~
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