Would you rather be in shape but have a small.........

weiner or a tub of lard like Ron Jeremy with a unit like his?

In shape with smaller penis.

Too many dick pills out there that could help me out. Besides how are you supposed to show off your sweet looking dick if you look like Ron Jeremy? (Assuming you're not a porn star)

strange question. but in shape for sure.

Would you rather have your girlfriend/wife : in shape with a small box or fat and out of shape with a huge box?

what good is a big tool if chicks won't date u anyway if you're fat?????

Big ol PECKER!!!!

Life's been good to me so far 

best to be like me......handsome with 13 inches of dangling death...

but if not go for the big weinee.....because all you need is cash really....which you can obtain.....if ugly bastard.....you can work out and get in shape....sorry....no effective ways of creating a big weiner at this time....

When I was born I was given a choice.....Big Jim or good memory......I forgot which I took.

AMEN