If A Girl Serves You A Bad Potato Salad......

Give her ass the boot boys 

 

 

A great potato salad is an essential compliment to a great bbq.    If her mom hasnt tought her that...............She aint got it.

This girl just brought me a raw red potato version that nearly made me gag.............    The potatoes....RAW.. .   NO SALT OR PEPPER...  NO  mustard       Damn shame to......girl is smoke.    Cheerleader for an arena f-ball team.   No matter you cant compliment my all day Q......take the highway    

  You got that right.  Pretty much means she wasn't raised properly.

 

Not "wanting" to cook is semi-maybe-workable but not knowing how is pretty much game over.

The only thing worse is when they "want" to cook but can't

 

I remember some gal putting mayonnaise on chicken and throwing it in the oven and making me eat it.  The grossest shit I've ever seen.

 

  Pretty much means she wasn't raised properly.

 

 

Sooooo True 

 

It's still okay to window shop, just don't let them move in.

 

Did she just undercook the potatoes and do a nonmustard version or did she totally screw it up with weird shit?

 

She didn't use miracle whip did she?

 

 

Bro ive never tasted anything like it.....not really sure.    i spit it out on the deck and got pissed off.     I got people over and she brings me hog slop        Lol..   NO mustard for sure.   Tates raw for sure,   she couldnt have boiled'em   

 

 

  She probably used some type of fat free miracle whip or something.

 

Chicks and their fat free rasberry flavored salad dressings

Here's the million dollar question.....

 

Did SHE eat any of it?..... Lot of gals don't really eat potato salad type food but if she DID eat it AND it was gross then she gets a door prize.

Thats what i'm thnkn................. 

 

 

She walks up, all made up look'n like summer itself with this fancy dish and it tasted like ASS    

 

kinda feeln bad now

 

Naw i was so mad she left 

Let's at least try to give her the benefit of the doubt.

 

Did she at least put it into a decent bowl?......... if it was "too" nice, that means she has to come back and get it.  If it was in a paper plate, then she's worthless because gals should know not to leave the house on a Saturday with a paper plate.  If she's hot, you want the really nice serving dish, if it's "new" gal, she better at least bring it in a cheap glass bowl.

   she comen back!     

 

 

 

Not a keeper we know.....................but alot of fun for sure.    She'll try and make it up to me...............    Might grt her rear recked

Nice....Nice  bowl Shrimp

CONGRATS   Okay I'm thinking.... Chicks are like playing chess.

 

Gotta wash the bowl immediately so you don't look disrespectful in case she crawls through your window tonight or swing by tomorrow.

 

Now, can play one of two angles.

 

1)  The potato salad was "Delicious" and shake it off, or

 

2)  "Never got around to eating it but Rover (the dog) kind of liked it"..... "where did you learn how to make that amazing potato salad?" type angle...... She'll get it and "hopefully" try harder next time.

 

It was bad NJD................    Its like she had them in the pot and didnt have the stove on.    She aint the brightest for sure......But a big'ole fake rack 

She saw me spit it out and raise hell.    She was trien hard so that should get her a point or two i recon.

She might have been in a hurry getting dolled up so I can understand the undercooked potatoes but using the right ingredients are non negotiable.

 

There are many versions but the common denominators to potato salad ALL OVER THE WORLD is RED onion.

 

If she used white or yellow onion .... keep your eyes open man.

Even more so if it was HER idea to bring a dish or was it like she said "what do you want me to bring" and you said potato salad or something.

 

If it was HER idea to bring the potato salad and she did not use red onion, then that is major red flag.

For sure......

 

The spuds were cold, raw and hard....     If she was shining up the box i'm all for it, but dont pretend you can rock a tata salad when you cant boil water    

 

 

She was lookn damn good tho

Is she from Europe or Africa or some place ?

How is her English?

we use the vidalia as a constant,  its just so available here   but a good red is a winner