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    Ask Me Anything About Eating Vag.....

    ABooksNightmare
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    ABooksNightmare
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    Posted: Jul. 8, 2009 - 3:55 PM ET #1

    COVERS allows u to tell someone they are sexually frustrated so long as ur hands are clean
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    To remove first post, remove entire topic.
     
    CrusCrnshw
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    Posted: Jul. 8, 2009 - 4:23 PM ET #2

    how long do you spend on the clitoris compared to the other fun areas.
     
    i want percentages
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    how long do you spend on the clitoris compared to the other fun areas.
     
    i want percentages
     
    ABooksNightmare
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    Posted: Jul. 8, 2009 - 4:41 PM ET #3

    Ah, yes...Solid question....I am the master in Tongue-Fu so you are in luck.....You should spend enough time to agitate the area until she climaxes at least once, but preferably twice or more...This will include, but not limited to licking, biting, slapping and blowing...This will always keep the female happy whether you last a minute or an hour...
     
    If this does not work than your women is broke or you are not fondling her correctly....In which case insert your right middle finger in her pooper....
     
    70-80% Licking
     
    20-30% Taxing
     
    Percentages vary depending on stability of the male to splooge....The more endurance you have the less time you need to spend on oral......The less endurance you have the more you should spend tonguing her cooch as well as her ass...
    COVERS allows u to tell someone they are sexually frustrated so long as ur hands are clean
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    Ah, yes...Solid question....I am the master in Tongue-Fu so you are in luck.....You should spend enough time to agitate the area until she climaxes at least once, but preferably twice or more...This will include, but not limited to licking, biting, slapping and blowing...This will always keep the female happy whether you last a minute or an hour...
     
    If this does not work than your women is broke or you are not fondling her correctly....In which case insert your right middle finger in her pooper....
     
    70-80% Licking
     
    20-30% Taxing
     
    Percentages vary depending on stability of the male to splooge....The more endurance you have the less time you need to spend on oral......The less endurance you have the more you should spend tonguing her cooch as well as her ass...
     
    CrusCrnshw
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    Posted: Jul. 8, 2009 - 4:48 PM ET #4

    what about papping?
     
     
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    what about papping?
     
     
     
    CrusCrnshw
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    Posted: Jul. 8, 2009 - 4:53 PM ET #5

    chicks love when you peepee pap
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    chicks love when you peepee pap
     
    ABooksNightmare
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    Posted: Jul. 8, 2009 - 5:51 PM ET #6

    All acceptable....That would be covered under the not limited section as I indicated......Remember it's about getting her off and to not be selfish.....You will spit no matter what, but taking care of the ticking time bomb that chicks have should be priority.....Doing so will give you tons of bonus points and that day when you want to just skull fuck her you will have a free pass to boardwalk...
    COVERS allows u to tell someone they are sexually frustrated so long as ur hands are clean
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    All acceptable....That would be covered under the not limited section as I indicated......Remember it's about getting her off and to not be selfish.....You will spit no matter what, but taking care of the ticking time bomb that chicks have should be priority.....Doing so will give you tons of bonus points and that day when you want to just skull fuck her you will have a free pass to boardwalk...
     
    CrusCrnshw
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    Posted: Jul. 8, 2009 - 6:18 PM ET #7

    i want park place too...
     
    monopoly!
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    i want park place too...
     
    monopoly!
     
    ABooksNightmare
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    Posted: Jul. 8, 2009 - 6:38 PM ET #8

    parkplace can be found in the pooper
     
    Be careful though cause you will be really close to Baltic Ave.
    COVERS allows u to tell someone they are sexually frustrated so long as ur hands are clean
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    parkplace can be found in the pooper
     
    Be careful though cause you will be really close to Baltic Ave.
     
    Rocafella
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    Posted: Jul. 9, 2009 - 12:24 AM ET #9

    Reply
     
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    Posted: Jul. 11, 2009 - 8:23 AM ET #10

    Reply
     
    samuelsosa
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    Posted: Jul. 11, 2009 - 3:28 PM ET #11

    Quote Originally Posted by ABooksNightmare:

    parkplace can be found in the pooper
     
    Be careful though cause you will be really close to Baltic Ave.
    What if you forget your navigation and end up in Baltic Ave? Is it too late to reroute back to Park Place?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ABooksNightmare:

    parkplace can be found in the pooper
     
    Be careful though cause you will be really close to Baltic Ave.
    What if you forget your navigation and end up in Baltic Ave? Is it too late to reroute back to Park Place?
     
    STEELDRC
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    Posted: Jul. 12, 2009 - 6:05 PM ET #12

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    ABooksNightmare
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    Posted: Sep. 18, 2009 - 12:44 PM ET #13

    How's everyones experience going with this? You should all be expert Vag eaters by know.....
    COVERS allows u to tell someone they are sexually frustrated so long as ur hands are clean
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    How's everyones experience going with this? You should all be expert Vag eaters by know.....
     
    The Hawk
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    Posted: Sep. 18, 2009 - 4:19 PM ET #14

    What's this stuff about ball tics?

    pap? What's that?

    Phornicating
    After
    box?

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    What's this stuff about ball tics?

    pap? What's that?

    Phornicating
    After
    box?

     
    hugh613
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    Posted: Sep. 18, 2009 - 10:44 PM ET #15

    Dear ABN:

    What is proper etiquette when one opens the container only to realize the expiration date has passed?

    Thank you in advance.
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    Dear ABN:

    What is proper etiquette when one opens the container only to realize the expiration date has passed?

    Thank you in advance.
     
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    Posted: Sep. 19, 2009 - 1:10 AM ET #16

    this thread is worthless without pics

     

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    this thread is worthless without pics

     

     
     
    Fugettaboutit
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    Posted: Sep. 20, 2009 - 10:43 AM ET #17

    Most guys hate it when I make this analogy but the Clit is just a little penis.If you push the skin back and stroke it like a small dick they'll scream
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    Most guys hate it when I make this analogy but the Clit is just a little penis.If you push the skin back and stroke it like a small dick they'll scream
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