StumpTownStu

Mother in law.

And I try not too.

Gooch was a G. We were supposed to catch a Kings game together but I had just moved to Oregon and we could never make schedules work. Then I think he moved back overseas.

Let me guess. It was WSC.

Being an exceptional rapper doesn't make you cool.

You think Eminem is cool? And the only cool white American? 

My buddies twin brother bought one of the new models Tundras, turbo, a couple years ago after being a Tundra man for a while and apparently they're dog shit.

Glad to hear you're a union man, bro.

Sounds like you work retail.

Don't sleep on Alfred.

It's the Buddy Hield cycle. It has been a thing since he was in Norman.

You mean Alfred.

@JimmyGape

 Oh no, bro. You may have jinxed our team.

I bet you suck a mean heater with that mouth.

That's a hypothetical I would bang. Trump is a G if he is banging her. Plus, at 42, unless I become a pedo and start banging 14 year olds, every chick is someone's sloppy seconds. I'd totally be down to be Trump’s Eskimo brother just on name recognition. And frankly, between him, his aide, I know they aren't blowing her box out. Maybe one of those farm boys but I digress. Like I said, the plastic surgery look turns me off and she's less attractive than she was even 4 years ago.

Great inside info though, bro.

He wasn't hired on his own merit. Had no coaching experience whatsoever. Not even coaching his kids rec team. Got hired on the strength of podcasting and being chummy with Lebron. Now he has been exposed. And he acts like a child and storms out of press conferences. What a joke. I like JJ Reddick. Maybe he should've been an assistant for a few years before being handed a head coaching job.

He skipped the 40 yard dash at the combine, which is a red flag. Then he ran a 4.65 at his pro day. Most analysts will add .05 to pro day times. 4.7 starts to get concerning. There are reports that he got under 4.6 in a team workout. You always have to question any time that wasn't from the combine though.

Cam Skattebo is far from the best back in the draft, and is slow. Sheduer Sanders is not better than any NFL QB, starting or otherwise.

Teams aren't wasting draft capital to take a flier on QBs. Gone are the days on carrying 3+ QBs and drafting a guy into your system as a last resort option/future project. Most teams have their starter. And with tons of career backups floating around, most teams have their backup.

Shedeur put up great numbers at Colorado but numbers aren't really how QBs are evaluated for the next level. He's on the lower side of height, though his height is in line with many current NFL QBs. He has a sub-par arm, and less athleticism than you would expect from Deion's kid. He doesn't seem to work through his progression fantastically, waiting on his primary read to open up. Probably due to this, he holds on to the ball for too long. This is probably more of a reason for the sacks than the line.

I believe the best QBs are born and not made. Shedeur strikes me as a manufactured QB. He probably played for his dad in youth football and Deion said, "My son is gonna be the QB." Then he got to high school and his dad said, "My son is gonna be the QB." Then he got to Jackson State...

To his credit, he had a high completion % and a high TD:INT ratio. I don't think he's a fantastic prospect though. Add in all the drama, the attitude, etc. He apparently bombed a couple interviews, essentially getting into an argument with one coach. You can see why he fell. And i'm not sure he makes the roster over Dillon Gabriel. Gabriel is a better QB and would've been drafted higher if he was a few inches taller.

The PAC-12 didn't exist last year. To your point though, I think Will Howard was a better prospect than Sheduer too. Not a great prospect though, and hence his draft position.

Pure hyperbole.