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So I'm at my 16 yr olds end of year JROTC event last night which lasts 2 plus hours. I'm waiting for my wife to show up and sit near this mexican dude who is parents of my kids friend. Next to his wife is a heavy woman with her tits hanging out in all directions and she is loud as in louuuuuud. her sister keeps trying to shoosh her and she turns to me and says"I just came to here from Meheeeco today and I dont know how to say hi to my nephew" . Now all her relatives are cringing already. So I say to her softly," Its a very special time and you came here to show your love for your nephew so when he gets his award you stand up and scream his name loud and wave your arms"
My wife shows up and of course notices this loud heavy lady with the low cut shirt and las montagnes hanging out. So I tell her my practical joke and she says"you should have told her to flash the audience with those honey dews"
Well the time came and she got up screaming like the place was on fire. All her mexican relatives hid their faces and everyone else(500 people) laughed.
I video taped the whole thing.
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