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Gucci is back....Week 6 - Eagles +1 - It's Now or Never For Gucci...and the Eagles

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Some of you may remember Gucci Capper from last year.  Well, Gucci Capper has been traveling between South Korea, China, and California for the last 15 months.  Gucci Capper has tested his luck in baccarat recently and if any of you readers visit Harrah's in Tahoe, Atlantis in Reno, or Thunder Valley/RedHawk, you would probably recognize Gucci Capper when you saw him.  

Nonetheless, Gucci Capper has been betting pretty heavy the last 5 weeks.  Gucci Capper was red hot the first 3 weeks, and then got destroyed the last two weeks.  Gucci Capper is on the fence about where he wants to live.  Gucci Capper is debating on going back to South Korea, or possibly even to mainland China.  Therefore, Gucci Capper is putting his biggest wager ever on Eagles +1 for next week.  On Wednesday, Gucci Capper will be driving to Lake Tahoe to put this wager in.  Gucci Capper prefers to watch the game in his home rather than with the junkies down on the sportsbook rooting for their 4 to 6 team parlays.  

If Gucci Capper wins, Gucci Capper will be on a flight to asia for his birthday within the next 10 days.  If Gucci Capper losses, Gucci Capper will be doing a lot of soul searching.  Gucci Capper does not like the idea that the Skins are coming off a bye and are at home against a team desperate for a win.  Gucci Capper likes the Giants next week too,  but is too focused on the Eagles at +1.  Though Gucci Capper is worried about betting on the Eagles on the road, Gucci Capper is betting against Rex Grossman.  Gucci Capper believes Rex Grossman will not win the game for the 'skins. Therefore, if the Eagles can just play with half a brain, Gucci Capper thinks they easily win this game.  Gucci Capper will ride or die with Michael Vick and the Eagles.  

Gucci Capper believes this is a must win game for the Eagles to make the playoffs.  If the Eagles lose next Sunday, Gucci Capper is positive that they will not make the playoffs and the season will be over for them.  Therefore, Gucci Capper is going to bet 4x the amount of money Gucci Capper usually bets for an entire weekend on the Eagles.  If Gucci Capper losses this bet, Gucci Capper's bankroll for the season will be gone.  If Gucci Capper win's, Gucci Capper will be celebrating.

Gucci Capper is curious what his cover's brothers think about Gucci Capper's play.  Gucci is quite curious how many people will also be pounding the Eagles this upcoming week.  Gucci Capper thinks a lot of people may get "CUTE" and take the 'skins as the Eagles have probably burned a decent size hole in most people's pockets by now. Gucci Capper still thinks the majority of bettors will be on the Eagles.  Gucci Capper has never gone this big on any game in Gucci Capper's life.  Gucci Capper hopes he can finally help spread the wealth to his covers brothers next Sunday. 

GO EAGLES!!!

-Gucci Capper out


 
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love your stories!
 
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEE'SSSSSSSSSS BACKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Welcome back buddy. I was wondering when GucciCapper going to come back and make another 15k for Christmas.
 
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Gucci Capper and the Eagles are in a slump.

There are plenty of weeks left to redeem yourself.
 
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But the Eagles will bounce back and Gucci Capper will be ballin

Beers for all once the Eagles cover.


 
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That is the wrong team to put all your marbles in for a big score. Just my thoughts. I live in Philly area and what I hear is well just be careful
 
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Mr. Insight thinks it is good to have Gucci back. Mr. Insight wishes Gucci well on his play. Mr. Insight has no opinion in this game but maybe that's why Mr. Insight be down this year. Mr. Insight needs to learn from Gucci and start ballin.
 
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WELL HOT DAMN......GUCCI CAPPER IS BACK

SMOKE OUT....
 
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You know that blackjack play some people use: lose a hand, let's double up on the next hand until you win. I think that's what the Eagles fans/bettors are doing. Then they run out of bankroll before they win a hand. With 2 D line guys out and 2 rookie linebackers, their run stopping has been awful.

There's got to be better games than the Eagles.
 
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Gucci Capper has tried that blackjack strategy at Morango's about a decade ago and Gucci Capper got destroyed.

This is nothing like the blackjack strategy.

-Gucci out
 
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Gucci Capper loves the covers.com main article.  Gucci Capper disagrees 100 percent.

Go EAGLES!
 
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What about Harrahs Reno or Cal Neva.

 
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Gucci Capper is a diamond card member but Gucci Capper rarely steps foot into Harrah's Reno.  Gucci Capper doesn't like the rooms.  

Gucci Capper went to Cal Neva once.  Gucci Capper uses Mont Bleu sometimes in Tahoe because Gucci Capper likes large moneylines.  Mont Blue is tied to Cal Neva.


 
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Quote Originally Posted by GucciCapper:

Gucci Capper is a diamond card member but Gucci Capper rarely steps foot into Harrah's Reno.  Gucci Capper doesn't like the rooms.  

Gucci Capper went to Cal Neva once.  Gucci Capper uses Mont Bleu sometimes in Tahoe because Gucci Capper likes large moneylines.  Mont Blue is tied to Cal Neva.


Anything tied to Cal Neva has great ML on Dogs . BoomTown also connected . I got a Diamond also but will never get 7 stars in my lifetime . GL on the Eagles and next time your at Harrahs Reno ask for the West Tower and a corner room at the end of the floor .

 
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Albert Einstein is credited for saying that "Insanity" is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Every week, Eagles backers say their team can't afford another loss so therefor is due to win......and just lose more money.
Every week, the Eagles line is completely skewed in favor of the other team. Until I see a fair line finally come along, I can't see considering an Eagles bet.
In week 3, they were favored over NYG by an absurd 9 points, lost straight up.
In week 4, another absurd line -9 vs SF, lost straight up again.
In week 5, they are a 1-3 team favored -3 on the road against a 3-1 team....(WHAT!!!)...completely ridiculous line again! And another loss!
In week 6, you have Wash at 3-1 at home coming off a bye, and visiting 1-4 Phil comes to town. If the line was fair and reasonable, I would expect Wa at the very least to be favored -3 for home field advantage....BUT, NOOOOO!  Again, another stupid and fuked up line! Opened at Pick and now Phil -1????????????
Personally, I would much rather be the one getting the benefit of a wrong line, not the one being on the short end of the deal as all Phil backers are getting reamed by the oddsmakers with bad lines, week after week. I think the books have to be laughing their asses off....
Never mind that teams coming off a bye are 75%+ ATS...
You have one team that is improved, has a lot to prove, is playing good ball, and is winning.
You have another team that has a moron for a coach, an offensive line bent on getting their QB destroyed, a QB whose main targets appear to be the other team's defenders, fumbling and bumbling (-10 turnover differential)  and losing their way to a colossally disappointing season...
And yet here again there's going to be tons of gamblers jumping all over the Eagles....
For your sake, I hope that finally, this is the week that the Eagles finally get it right and win one. Makes no sense to me though...
NO WAY I'd be betting on it with my money!!!!!

If I were going to dump my entire bankroll on a single game, I would pick Baltimore this week....many factors in favor of this pick. Better team, better situation (at Home), advantage in the injury dept (Hou big losses in personnel), bye factor. One team rightfully feeling good and confident, the other obviously and rightfully feeling down and depressed......

Anyway, BOL

 
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Redskins it is.......Im sorry Gucci ! 
 
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Gucci Capper appreciates the insight from everyone.  Gucci Capper will hopefully have the first, second, and third rounds paid for come Sunday morning.


 
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eagles need more team chemistry... i dont think they will make the playoffs this year unless they REALLY start turning things around.

 

 
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bling blauw BURR
 
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Gucci Capper loves the name GucciPRADAlouie.

 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by GucciCapper:

Gucci Capper loves the name GucciPRADAlouie.

pretty sickening

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