I am about to have my neighbor's car towed from my driveway.

 

 

I hate people who can't wipe thier ass. I also hate people with mullets. Not sure why everyone else hates him, but I find king to be the most vainglorious person to ever speak. I few kids around here are in love with him. Almost as much as he is with himself.

What's the status?  Be careful posting what your lawyer tells you...you could end up waiving attorney-client privilege.  Well, not could...you WOULD waive it.  Don't want to do that.

 

You deserve nothing less than what you got.  If you were a decent human being you would have talked to him face to face in the first place.  You sound like a 12 year old, and if you aren't, I hope he beats you senseless the next time you do something stupid like this. 

 

Call your lawyer Doogie Howser, you little box ass scumbag. 

Nothing wrong with getting your ass kicked or sucker punched, whatever...........

 

The reason that you lost your fight and got sucker punched is beacuse of your state of mind when you approached "Jerk Off"

 

1. You walked over to this guys house with the mentality of "Telling him" something, because he pissed you off. Instead of the first time he did it, walk over to his place and have him move it right then and there.

 

2. Jerk Off alreay pissed on you when he kept parking in your driveway, he doest respect you for some reason...

 

3. The monemt your finger touched the door bell your should be ready for anything. Im sure that threre was some of this "Fuck you" he pushed you, then you said "No, Fuck you.. Move that peice of shit car" and you pushed him back.....WRONG

 

4. The moment he started getting lippy, you should of fliped the switch.....the main reason people lose fights is beacuse they wont do what it takes to win. Hit that fucker in his throat, while he is gasping for air, step sideways and turn his knee inside-out with the bottom of your foot.

 

GL to you but sounds like you need to Man UP and by the looks of your photo if you havent got it by now your will be calling people to fight your battles for the rest of your short life.

 

 

 

California Law Says..."No One Can Park In Front Of Your Driveway...This Includes Your OWN Car..."


Not Sure What The Law Is In Your State...BUT...Something To Look Into...

There are so many losers and retards in this thread, I don't even know where to begin. 

 

Sure, some of us would have spoken to this guy before towing his car, but everyone is not wired the same way.  Some people avoid confrontation.  This jerkoff neighbor has no social awareness if he thinks he can park in someone else's driveway.  I'm not sure anything would have changed had they talked about things before the towing incident because this neighbor is obviously a fundamentally rude person, or a complete moron.  Anyone here defending him is a complete jackass.

 

I have been in similar situations and this is truly a lose-lose proposition. Bottom line...anyone who has so little respect for other people that they park on someone else's land probably can't be reasoned with anyhow.

 

you shoulda listened to me

I have mentioned that I have received some support via an online community to my legal advisors. They advised me to not speak of my events and happening any further in the event that the other party was to view this topic.

 

For that reason, I will no longer post in here.

 

Thanks for your help guys. I <3 covers

 

T-King

 

Clearly that is the case here.  But you have to admit, he does have quite the imagination.  He's like an adult Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes.  Unfortunately, it also appears that he has about the same circle of friends that poor Calvin did.

It's funny how the King said he had nothing to take pictures with when people asked him to post a picture of this dude's car blocking his driveway.  But then doesn't seem to have a problem posting a picture of "him" with a black eye or a picture of this chick on a bus that actually turns out to be an airplane.  

 

 

 

Bottom line, I didn't have time to grab the camera when the car was blocking my shit. I didn't even think of it....

 

T-King

You are jackass

You look like Ben Rothlisberger's overtly gay cousin.

 

Anbody ever tell you that?

My eye still looks like shit. I've had to take more time off work because of this.

 

Why would you have to take off work because of this? You think the cans you collect off the street care what you look like?

This thread is definitely the funniest I've ever read at Covers.

 

This better go right to the archives.

 

I can't stop reading this over and over.

 

I hardly ever read full threads more than once, but I've read this 3 times and I'm on the floor every time.

 

It's better than the Pie thread and that was my personal favorite of all time.

I don't think its right to enjoy one's misfortune. I have been threw a traumatizing experience and look forward to pushing this to an end. Moving into a legal arena was the best move for me.

 

T-King

Why don't you give him a PS3 if he agrees not to kick your ass again?

You do not have that many PS3's

these pretzels are making ME thirsty