My apologies for the failure of the Peru and Uruguay matches to go over . . . quite frustrating . . . never in a million years would I think Uruguay couldn't score . . . Thought Paraguay would score more too. . . oh well, guess I have to start cutting myself again.
At least I made a very small profit yesterday. . . (+1.39) . . . 'VERY SMALL PROFIT" is much different than "VERY SMALL PROPHET" . . . which is the phrase used by many biblical women to describe Abraham, Ezekial, John the Baptist and Paul the Apostle after the guys went swimming in a very cold river ... which reminds me of this awesome Seinfeld dialogue:
Jerry: Do women know about shrinkage? Elaine: What do you mean like laundry? Jerry: No, like when a man goes swimming afterwards. Elaine: It shrinks? Jerry: Like a frightened turtle! Elaine: Why does it shrink? George Costanza: It just does. Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
More wins than losses yesterday .... but the losses were costly in the form of a 5 unit loss AND the lost juicey Chelsea wager.
JANUARY RESULTS
UPDATED RECORD:
67-50-4
(+19.19)
Sudamericana U20
Ecuador/Chile o/2.5 (-121) 3 units
Chile ML -111 4 units
Peru/Paraguay o/2.5 (-124)
Colombia/Uruguay o/2.5 (-119) 5 units Surprised. . . maybe this compressed tourney schedule is tiring out these youngsters . . . lots of games being played in a very short time? No excuse though - I screwed the pooch on this one.
MISC:
Chelsea Juicey Juice Juice o/2.5 (-160) I WILL NEVER BACK CHELSEA AGAIN . . . NOW, THE HOT LITTLE BLONDE DOWN THE HALL NAMED CHELSEA? WELL THAT'S A DIFFERENT STORY ... I'D TOTALLY 'BACK' HER . . .AS IN GET HER ON HER BACK.
My apologies for the failure of the Peru and Uruguay matches to go over . . . quite frustrating . . . never in a million years would I think Uruguay couldn't score . . . Thought Paraguay would score more too. . . oh well, guess I have to start cutting myself again.
At least I made a very small profit yesterday. . . (+1.39) . . . 'VERY SMALL PROFIT" is much different than "VERY SMALL PROPHET" . . . which is the phrase used by many biblical women to describe Abraham, Ezekial, John the Baptist and Paul the Apostle after the guys went swimming in a very cold river ... which reminds me of this awesome Seinfeld dialogue:
Jerry: Do women know about shrinkage? Elaine: What do you mean like laundry? Jerry: No, like when a man goes swimming afterwards. Elaine: It shrinks? Jerry: Like a frightened turtle! Elaine: Why does it shrink? George Costanza: It just does. Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
More wins than losses yesterday .... but the losses were costly in the form of a 5 unit loss AND the lost juicey Chelsea wager.
JANUARY RESULTS
UPDATED RECORD:
67-50-4
(+19.19)
Sudamericana U20
Ecuador/Chile o/2.5 (-121) 3 units
Chile ML -111 4 units
Peru/Paraguay o/2.5 (-124)
Colombia/Uruguay o/2.5 (-119) 5 units Surprised. . . maybe this compressed tourney schedule is tiring out these youngsters . . . lots of games being played in a very short time? No excuse though - I screwed the pooch on this one.
MISC:
Chelsea Juicey Juice Juice o/2.5 (-160) I WILL NEVER BACK CHELSEA AGAIN . . . NOW, THE HOT LITTLE BLONDE DOWN THE HALL NAMED CHELSEA? WELL THAT'S A DIFFERENT STORY ... I'D TOTALLY 'BACK' HER . . .AS IN GET HER ON HER BACK.
Bad locker room mojo for the visiting Olimpia side with respect to paychecks . .. . Olimpia ain't the sharpest tool in the shed on the road even in the absence of financial woe. I'm banking on Olimpia's chackras to be disalignment, their yin to overcome their yangs and their auras to be out of whack . . .Sporting, although not in the greatest of spots due to players at the U20, have some important players back . . .
Bad locker room mojo for the visiting Olimpia side with respect to paychecks . .. . Olimpia ain't the sharpest tool in the shed on the road even in the absence of financial woe. I'm banking on Olimpia's chackras to be disalignment, their yin to overcome their yangs and their auras to be out of whack . . .Sporting, although not in the greatest of spots due to players at the U20, have some important players back . . .
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