MrBator

Me, too.

Rangers +166

Rangers +165

Rangers +1.5 EV

Rangers +205 and +215 in the 1st 5

Rangers +.5 +130 in the 1st 5

Those loser Braves have dumped their last 8 games played on a Sunday. They have managed a total of 7 runs in their last five Sunday home games. Nice team!

The journeyman catcher in his third stint in Toronto puts the game away.

You made a great play, Blb.

I bet on greasy Logan Webb in each of his last two starts, and both times he gave up 4 runs in the 6th.

And that previous bet was on the Giants -1.5 +170 over the Dodgers. Webb gave up those runs to let an 8-2 lead get chopped to 8-6 on the way to the inevitable 8-7 final.

Now Blue Jays 1st 5 bettors are even angrier as fat Logan Webb gets knocked around in the 6th.

Imagine having the Blue Jays in the 1st 5 innings. Runner at 3rd three times, pitcher perfect through four and……..you lost?

A Giant finally got ahold of a Lauer fastball. Home run.

LOL, on the next pitch, home run.

TERRIBLE at-bats by the Giants. I’m on them, too.

Eric Lauer is now just 15 outs away from baseball immortality.

In the end, Brandon Young never did quite figure out Kyle Stowers.

Brandon Young retired the Marlins on 8 pitches in the top of the 1st but then he regressed into his usual routine of gopher ball tossing.

Orioles to the bank today. First 5 innings, too.

Weird. They landed in Milwaukee and immediately laid down. The whole team just laid down. After no-showing at home all weekend, they didn’t show up on the road either. They truly looked like they didn’t care.

I feel sad that his parents had no one in their lives to pull them aside around the time of their son’s birth to say to them “Okay, look. Richard’s a nice name, but you have to think of something else.”

After being asked why, he’d have to lean over and whisper “Cuz yer boy can’t be fuckin’ ‘Dick Fitts’ for godsakes!!”

Hey, man - yer not gonna go 0-4!

You’re going to add the Angels as a late game and go 0-5.

Just kidding. I’d like to see the Brewers win, too. 

The worst part about betting on the White Sox this season, in my opinion, is having to watch Luis Robert, Jr. attempt to make solid contact. But him and his puny .185 batting average have been absent from the middle of the White Sox order for the last 10 games while he’s been recovering from a hamstring strain.

Without his useless bat, the team has gone 5-5, a record that looks even better when you consider that they got swept in Dodger Stadium, a venue in which they weren’t simply overmatched but also intimidated. 

Michael Taylor and Brooks Baldwin have been filling in for Robert, Jr. in center field since June 25th. Offensively, they’ve been a major upgrade, with Taylor batting .320 (8-25) and Baldwin .375 (6-16).

You know it! Those losers fell flat today for the seventh Sunday in a row. Five of those losses came at home, and their last four Sunday home snoozers came by scores of 3-1, 10-1, 2-1 (last week), and 2-1 again today.

And that 10-1 asskicking came courtesy of the Rockies!

Aaaaaannnd……….they blew it.