Fuckin Palko

Well ladies and girls, looks like Tyler Palko is once more the kings of the pool!  Since he has accumulated 500 he wont she wont be betting again until October!  Hey Tyler, I'll send you $21 if you dont play super conservative.  Websters defines conservative as scared! 

 

Anyway, my picks were so powerful that a storm leveled Phoenix last night, I'm just gettin warmed up!  Good thing I got work release from jail, gives me time to skip out early to the APT to wager ten strong 500's.  Tyler, the bet isn't dollars or cents, just points.  You probably still have the money you won last year, put it in a CD and panhandled for this years entry fee!

 

I must welcome out latest contestant Marcella, she is an ASU student, hot as hell and knows less about football than TP!  Thats not toilet paper college fans, thats Tyler Palko! 

 

I see the 10 year my senior sister Nene has joined up.  Neene, you live in OH not FL, Bobbie Bowden is so old they won't take him in the Shadyside nursing home, let it go! 

 

I'm still on probation after my last visit home but have completed 12 weeks in a 12 step program and got my meds stright at the VA!  I will be seeking yet another diploma after tent city, a masters in domestic violence!  Remember the University of Maryland was the hing-pin for countless academic superiority!

 

Watch out for Matt Snively this year, AKA Snive 06, he has recently broke the bank on Centsports.com!  Don't tell anyone but Tony or possibly his killer dog is making all the picks!

 

I got to go to Chevron and listen to blue hairs complain about the power outage, came back on at 0445.  After a short nap its off to University of Phoenix, escort the cheerleaders, throw out drunks and watch the Cards get their ass kicked!  I got to hit up Matt Lionart for an autograph for another ASU chick at Chevron! 

 

Well I'm still waiting on some rebuttal here!  UncSam

As the commisioner this is why unc sam is in the game. SUPERIOR TRASHTALK! Unc ive had several requests to ban you but it wont happen. Keep it coming Sammy

Thanks nephew, I knew you'd have my back!  Hey guys not olny am I undefeated at this point but I just got laid!  I courious to see todays outcome but not at all scared!  Marcella is sitting beisde me and is concerned for TP!  I always say, If you cant run with the big dogs...............!   I'm sure Lilsnive is facing mad ridicule from his father, suck it up Jak, you got game!  That is, unless your older brother Ben puts the gorilla hand on you again this year!   

 

Fresh joke from whats left of ASU campus, repeat after me, "I AM WE TODD ED.  SOFA KING WE TODD ED"! 

 

Very good!  Looks like the fine winning streak from WVU has moved to Michigan at this point, 4th Qtr.

 

TP, maybe after I finish my domestic violence classes I'l learn to be a little more kind!  Sorry 26 years in the military leaves me a little crass! 

 

Recap from University of Phoenix Stadium, "Best practice of the year".  Its the fourth quarter, after several altercations, vidoe cameras, spitting episodes etc.  The call was, man being using excessive profanity and highly intoxicated.  I spot him, huge Mexican whom appeared to be straight out of prison!  What does a Snively do as other security is coling in on him?  I gave him a big hug and high five!  "Hey man, you look like your having fun at the game, thing is these pussies around you can handle it".  I sit behind the man whom strikes up a friendly conversation, one I can't understand at all.  Then it happens, he say he and his buddy are going to leave!  Thats why I work in the courtesy squad, I'm so fuckin courteous people leave without me even having to eject them!  Actually I'm glad he didn't kick my ass and the hug worked!  Holenka's best hand trap wouldn't have got me out of that one! 

 

What kind of bee's produce milk?  Boo Bees!

Uncle Sam you ain't gonna believe this shit. box ass Zac is texting me check out the site check out the site. So I get on and read your entry and laugh my ass off. So I hit him back with what were you talkin about unc's post. And he comes back with no i'm in second. I almost puked. If he would have been here I would have DOUBLE HAND TRAPPED him and then kicked him in the nuts. And that ain't the end. He then goes on to tell me how if he gets to 2 grand he's gonna sit on it like a little bitch! Are you fuckin kiddin me. Dad's always braggin bout his little lineman. Should buy him some pompoms, a skirt, and some tampons! So i'm in thirteenth it's my fucking lucky number dumbass zac. He'll be here for J.T.'s party tomorrow I'm gonna take him out behind the woodshed and beat his little..... well maybe just put some makeup and a wig on his bitch ass.

P.S tell the little girl this is week 1! Is he even a Snively?

Yes, I'm off to a bad start but all my training from Georgey D will pay off in the end.  Time to get serious here.  Let the shit talking begin.  Remember this, "A dog shit's fast, not long."

As usual the Snive clan don't bet well but over the years have learned to rationalize the situation, lick out wounds and come back strong.  One Snive tactic I remember as a sophmore, River vs. Magnolia.  I started on special teams, we were gettin pounded and Ceasar was running up the score on Pete's Pilots, then the opprotunity rose!  I was never the first down the field but in this case never stopped running.  The punt rolled to a stop the Magnolia was picking it up, whistles blew as he tossed it to the ref.....I still had a full head of steam and cheap shotted him bigtime right by the fence where Jan Saner, Slaphead and the rest of the crew always stood!  Blasted him right into the fence and the PPO boys cheered and congradulated me on the helmet and shoulder paads!  Yeh, the moral of the story is.....I got throwed out, Pete was a little pissed but its all about respect!

 

6-4 is right where I wanna be, no pressure!  Folks got games pending, I wish them the worst luck possible!  Marcella is waiting for someone to take a substancial lead so she can copy their picks each week! 

 

A few of my favs fell through but my staple bets, anything that starts with the letters Miss. went 2 for 3!  I'm in another pool called the loser pool, gotta pick a different NFL loser each week, I'll save my AZ and Cleveland picks for tough times! 

 

Don't worry Matt, had a face to face with Cugo and he'll straighten you out on tha picks!  Ciao Unc

Oh boy, just read these posts.. This is classic material.  Parker and Price will play hard and fall fast, they like the action.. Palko, lil snives and a few others will be the ones to watch, they get a lead and sit.. Not the way to win championships, Go hard, Go fast and see where you land... Good luck gamblers..

I just figured out why I like Grossman, he god good taste in women and NFL teams, Go Steelers!  POC Piss On Cleveland!