Who is manger of Houston?
Yo I think what we got here is a small amount of static causing a miscommunication like what happens when people play the telephone game . On the telephone ? Forget it . He doesn’t even have his license Lisa . I’ll drive gimme the keys . Anyway , like I was stating in a manner fit for only a king’s earlobe to embrace acoustically , I think that you two fine gentle giants are just talking out the words haphazardly without really riding on the beat to the song . So please find your inner communicator ( think Obama on that weed son ) and lyrically overpower the status quo Top 40 Pop Chart Kasey Kasem drivel and utter irrelevance that you both are dishing out to each other that consists of darkness and malevolent chaos . Because really isn’t that what being an American is all about ? And Ben I know that you’re Canadian but I’m talkin’ honorary status for you homie . Hot dogs and Hamburgers for Everyone ! Now come over here and let me put you in a headlock with the accompanying noogie buddy ! God bless !
My fervor and tenacity in getting you reinstated is only surpassed by the demon intensity of a teenager attempting to rub one out real quick before his mom barges into his bedroom telling him it’s time to get in the car to go visit Aunt Beth .
serious bro . I’m on it but I ran into some obstacles and I’ve hit quite the wall . Luckily our friend and esteemed elder statesmen poundcake has commandeered the reigns of that galloping horse and boy is he majestic when he rides !
a heartfelt message between the two opposing forces has nestled itself into one of our cherished penalty box threads . Peruse them with wonder and enjoyment and you to may find it swimming in the waters here like the pool guy finds a pair of shitty draws in the local public swim center .
thank you again cake I’d love to pound you ( fist ) damn that still sounds bad …..
oh my
I don’t know man sometimes I think around here I’m persona au graten I mean non grata . Cuz I don’t even like or consume cheese . Like I said I’ve planted my flag . Consider me your soldier for good , truth , and justice . I swear I gotta pick this wedgie . Damn . It’s all the way in there . Jam packed in the stands like a big soccer game .
@spockgato if anyone (beside you) has some fuckin influence around this place it is cake, he and I go back a long ways even though I cant understand what the fuck he sayin half the time,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,get it done fellas
# has that in common with bigred 
Yeah but big red has syphillis and that’s where they differ .
Christ almighty he’s got so much gangrene on that penis sheath of his that it looks like it’s wearing camouflage and it enlisted itself into the army of “ never getting pusssy “ .
Sorry .
That was harsh .
Like scraping your back on a cheap carpet while breakdancing . Red you got anything smooth and quick that will help me do the “ nickel “ and “ the snake “ yet has enough traction and substance to it so I don’t slip and fall while doing “ the robot “ ?
I lost 3 family heirloom glass coffee tables that way . One side of my face looks like Harvey Dent now because of it . Gotta protect my “ good side “ now ya feel me ? No room for error anymore .
Established in 1995,
Stu should be free, you should have ran down your mothers leg.
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