The ideal woman

5 foot 8 , 140 lbs, size 9 shoe, some meat on the bone, but no flabby or varicose veins.  

One that is healthy enough to handle numerous daily penetrative, as I have a need to relieve pent up frustrations in between pitching changes and for a more intense 12 to 15 minute sessions of halftime in NBA and NFL.

One that will support me during losses (rigged games) and one that will celebrate with me in epic marathon sessions starting at 10 pm and possibly extending till dawn.  I also relish the though of lost weekends just lying in bed and having plenty of fruits and veggies and snacks and bottles of water and shots of 99 liquor and a few fresh linens to change after showers when environment gets too sticky 

For you, it's your hand...maybe try one of your feet if you are feeling international...I heard astroturf has the same feeling as screwing a french lady

her name is Melania

@diondimucci

You're just trolling at this point.

It's like putting the needle in your vein.

And without ABN's kidney punches.....these threads would be of no value at all.

Here he is at the water park trying to impress the women he described

niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

@IntenseOperator

@wmi799

Wmi799... too funny!!!!

@ABooksNightmare

@Trump201603

 Sorry but hell freaking no to the escort   more like salma hayek or halle berry 

Now that is one grade A piece of filet! 

Is she still letting you smash whenever you feel like it?

And tell JD and friends to stop texting me asking for more money! The one a few mins ago from JD says just 10 bucks will ensure Kamala never sees the White House. Could have worded it better since she's already there. But haven't I given enough over the years already? Lol. I'm up right now, but tapped out on donations my man! You're gonna WIN BIGLY anyway!