questions about stds.........

I know there will be a million clown responses about this topic and thats why I did us the favor of posting in the Pbox. Hopefully, there are a few serious responses amongst the hogwash that usually goes on around here led around here by the same unfunny clowns. Well, here is what is on my mind. I have never really thought about stds considering I try to avoid trashy girls for the most part and I am still pretty young so most the girls I have had sex with haven't gotten around too much for the most part. But lately, I have had to deal with a close friend who thought he had genitals warts crying to me for 2 months only to findout it was some freakish growth he always had that the doctor misdiagnosed. Anyways, I have never been checked but my ex-girlfriend who is on birth control and who I have been raw dogging on an off last two years had been checked and was clean so I just assumed that meant I was clean and didn't want to waste my time getting checked. This was a big relief for me because it eliminated one of the biggest skanks on the list that I had banged in high school raw along with about 3/4 of my friends haha. Getting blackout drunk and using a condom are a tough combo when the girls are on birth control. Can't stand having sex with a condom so I have succumbed to the risky urge and rolled the dice a few times after asking the girl if she had been checked and was def clean. Anyways, I just got back together with my ex girlfriend who I had stopped seeing for a couple months. In that period of time I may have made a few errors of judgment. I banged one huge hoe raw blacked out who claimed she was clean, I'm not so sure I believe her haha. How many girls do you think lie that they have been checked? Skanks want to get fucked and when your 10 seconds from lift off I feel they could be full of shit just wanting the cock. Then on Sping break in acapulco I was coming back from a club belig drunk and yakked out of my mind. Its close to 5am and I was feeling blue balled from not being able to get the girl I was hooking up with all night in the club to come back to my villa that was 20 minutes away. I asked the cab driver to bring me to a strip club and I doze off for a little bit in the back. I wake up in the middle of nowhere off the mainstrip in the hills at some odd but semi classy person house. I guess there was a language barrier between the cab driver and I bc this was not what I had in mind. I had never done anything more then a shitty lap dance where i busted in my pants from some terrible waste of money dry humping stripper. I had always entertained the thought though of making getting a hooker one time after hearing a bunch of my friends stories about banging super model ones in Amsterdam and how they were std clean and tested frequently. I decided to hear out there offer and they proceeded to lineup 15 girls in front of me for me to choose from. Few ugly beasts in the line for the cheap skates I guess, but amongst them was this insanely cute petite lil mexican broad who I decided to give a try. The price was one 150 for 30 minutes and was led to some decent hotel room type deal with a nice king size bed in it. Once again I had asked more then one person who worked there if these girls were clean and they told me a doctor comes every week or two to check them and the responses seemed sincere. Right be4 liftoff I even went to the hooker who didnt speak english.....tu tienes las diseasias de sexuale and i was decent enough speaker to understand her response that she was clean and about the doctor gig again. Anyways I banged her with a condom and I had even whacked off that day so there wasn't any leakage to worry about. She did put the condom on with her mouth tho which I couldn't say no too at the time.

    Anyways both these poor decisions happed over a month ago. I hear that if when you piss it burns is a good sign you have one and I have never had this problem so thats a relief. However for the last year or two I have noticed I had started to get a few white heads on my nutsack at times and finding those guys down there had me worried since I didn't remember finding any of these guys in high school. I did a lil research and realized that those are semi normal considering most dudes nutsacks get pretty sweaty during the day making it a prime environment for a few whiteheads to form. Not big pimples at all, just don't like finding them at all and or trying to squeeze them out which is painful as fuck. Anyways, kind of just shrugged them off since I first started getting them a couple years ago assuming they had nothing to do with sex. When I got back together with my girlfriend we have started to fuck like bunnies 3-4 times a day....gotten to the point where i got a lil soreness that isn't that big a deal but hasn't gotten a chance to deal bc I haven't been able to take a break these days.Has any else have gotten a lil blister/healing cut thing from having too much sex......whacking off during the day to allow me to last forever hasn't helped the healing. I  personally believe it is just from too much sex and maybe catching a sharp vagina stumble here and there, but the fact that I have a blister after banging a prosti a month ago mind fucks me.

So heres the point of all this.....have you guys ever had a pimply sack, dealt with a soreness on the shaft, or have any experiences stds or the whole process of getting checked out? Have heard its painful so I just took my girl friends clean test as a clean one for me since I have raw dogged her countless times. But when we broke up she def didn't give up having sex and what worries me is that shes allergic to latex. So, maybe any new guys she met she could have been raw dogged by if she was drunk enough and not thinking straight. She does make me use condoms tho when she has forgotten her birth controll and its not a big deal for her really so I assume she would make one night stands or w.e wear some shrink. Anyways.....do you guys think I am over thinking things and shouldn't worry or should I go get checked? How much does it cost to get checked, how painful, how long does it take to findout if ur clean, how easy would it be to cure an std if you had one with the meds they give you ofcourse I'm refferring to the ones that are treatable......If I had aids, herpes, gonorhia, syphillis, genital warts, or anything along those lines I would almost rather not know/would want to chop my pepe off haha but I think it would be obvious for me to tell. Lets here what you guys think...... sorry this is a short novel

so addied out from writing a paper all night......sorry for my poor grammar and rambling haha.

Bro its real simple.

I stopped after responses... 

JoesDeli as long as your moms taco was clean I think I'll be alright.......thanks for the serious responses

Thankful that his std doesn't travel like computer viruses.....

that's a reach...

 

lol...I gotta chukle out of that too...but seriously dude, space that shit out...my eyes!!!