Newbie Here!!!
Characteristics of a 40 year old virgin:
1. You are 40 years old and have a Simpsons avatar.
2. You are 40 years old and are sitting on Covers.com on a Saturday night.
3. You live in New Hampshire where telling the males from the females deserves a doctorate.
4. You a word that has an alternate meaning of penis in your user name on a message forum.
Hmmm, looks like user "CMJohnson" fits the mold. Hollis feels bad for you man. Even if you cant get it, you can always find some cheap spot that offers it for money. ![]()
1. I'm 25 years old and have a Simpsons avatar because it is the show of my generation and one of the all-time greats.
2. My girlfriend is in Maine visiting with her grandfather who is ill right now. And you are also on Covers on a Saturday night bumping your own threads
3. I do live in New Hampshire, and the girls here know the difference between a real man with real money and a guy who talks big and has pictures of his 6 Mercedes Benz's and $600,000 yacht.
4. You have to resort to making fun of the fact that my last name is Johnson? You are the man Hollis!!
You're heading for a night similar to some of mine here tonight as well sir. Looks like another Benz will be on the selling blocks tomorrow ![]()
Characteristics of a 40 year old virgin:
1. You are 40 years old and have a Simpsons avatar.
2. You are 40 years old and are sitting on Covers.com on a Saturday night.
3. You live in New Hampshire where telling the males from the females deserves a doctorate.
4. You a word that has an alternate meaning of penis in your user name on a message forum.
Hmmm, looks like user "CMJohnson" fits the mold. Hollis feels bad for you man. Even if you cant get it, you can always find some cheap spot that offers it for money. ![]()
1. I'm 25 years old and have a Simpsons avatar because it is the show of my generation and one of the all-time greats.
2. My girlfriend is in Maine visiting with her grandfather who is ill right now. And you are also on Covers on a Saturday night bumping your own threads
3. I do live in New Hampshire, and the girls here know the difference between a real man with real money and a guy who talks big and has pictures of his 6 Mercedes Benz's and $600,000 yacht.
4. You have to resort to making fun of the fact that my last name is Johnson? You are the man Hollis!!
You're heading for a night similar to some of mine here tonight as well sir. Looks like another Benz will be on the selling blocks tomorrow ![]()
FG fades guys that speak about themselves 3rd person. for the love of god, post another play... pleeeze...
Hollis has three NFL plays tonight but this isn't the place to post them. OVER in both games and then Bucs -145 on the ML.
FG fades guys that speak about themselves 3rd person. for the love of god, post another play... pleeeze...
Hollis has three NFL plays tonight but this isn't the place to post them. OVER in both games and then Bucs -145 on the ML.
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