Mr.Bator

Quote Originally Posted by Randylicious:

Surprise me Bator. You can do a poker transfer on the Bookmaker site. My account is BKR50741. Good Luck and all your plays. 

Whats your password.

I tried, man.  I called Bookmaker customer service to transfer $100 to your account and they informed me that there was a $25 fee!  I asked if they were joking and I was told "No, we're not joking."

I don't know what's going on in sports at the moment because my sister called me midway through the fourth quarter of the Bobcats game and I had to put the game on pause while she filled me in on all the delightful new developments of her 16-month old twins.  Among the highlights was the disturbing news that her son had learned to shorten the word "firetruck" into a shorter, single-syllable version of the word.  This proved most embarrasing when they walked into a doctor's office a few days ago and he loudly uttered the word.  Oops.  While I listened to the family update, I sat there slowly twisting while the Bobcats and Magic played to the finish without me with over 17K riding on the outcome.  Finally we hung up and I sweated out the last six minutes.  I just finished watching it.

Hold on.  I have to fund the poker account first.

How do I get to the poker lobby?

I tried that, but it wouldn't go through because I've never used my poker account and therefore it has zero in it.  If I can figure out how to get to the poker lobby, I can transfer $100 from my sports account to my poker account.

Colorado Avalanche +260 over San Jose Sharks for the series risking 4 units

You got a brother named Crave mooch.

fucking hilarius what a loser Randyliciuios is