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One night I was drunk as Lobster. I fell and broke my poor Knobster.

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Gonna have to eat cat and Ramen noodle

 
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Soylent (sp) Green

 
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Did you mean drunk as a monkey?

 
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an_bounce

As Miracle Whip....reallyhappy

 
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As cornholio’s bungholio az thejester reallyhappy

 

 
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an_roll_laugh oh dear

 
 
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Sometimes people get drunk as a skunk i'm told

 

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