I've just come up with the most bestest visual image to describe

You miserable Trolls.  

Imagine having a big blister, then popping it and letting the blister juice drip onto a glass slide.  Then let it sit for about a week, then place it under a microscope. 

I bet that specimen look all funky like a fuzzy ass gremlin.  And that there would be the perfect illustration of a typical Troll.

Lolololol

Lmao 

Heeheehee trolls = petrified blister juice 

Mucci....

U have lost ur phuckin mind brother....