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I'M THROWING DOWN THE GAUNTLET SCALAJABRONEE STYLE: STU VS. SABANESQUE. LOSER LEAVES COVERS FOREVER

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Posted: #176
Thanks Kodiak!

Hey Kodiak, kudos to you that you find it appropriate to chime in after eons of conversations about race in this forum and not just in this thread, in an era of turbulent clashing and police brutality, and protests, and extrajudicial murder and harassment toward people of color, making it all the more relevant, all because... 

FOUR NON-BLONDES!

...were not attributed the lyric they should have in a Penalty Box on Covers.com.


Wow, what a man of integrity!

The world is a safer, informed and much better place....thanks to Kodiak and his lyrical policing.

Thank god we have him. Let us all hold hands and sing Kumbaya because Kodiak has done his part in solving the race issue.

Oh wait, he didn't do shi*
 
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Posted: #177

You tell 'em Mr 40%

Scal - Covers number one bigot

Scal - Covers number liar

Histrionic personality disorder. It's sad
 
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Posted: #178

Wmi, typically comedians get new material and leave the same old jokes in the dust bin.

Even a recorded  laugh track would sit silent in the face of your posts.

I mean, at this point you’re the Carrot Top of Covers on loop recycling the same tired act everyone’s seen for three decades.

Go get some props from a garage sale. You’re on in 5 minutes. 

Absolutely

Incredible....
 
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Posted: #179
Scal was that post from Stump seared in your head?  It’s okay for you but not Stump?  Is that correct?  I’ll be waiting for the B.S retort where it’s okay for you but not anyone else.
 
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Posted: #180
Seared in my head?

Didn’t I use that line before you with reference to Terry Funk’s branding iron in reference to the post seared in Stump’s head was Packers doing a back double biceps posts and challenging me to a Covers.com naked torso posedown of avatars? (And I’m the ho mosexual here according to Stump...)

First WMI and now you either using old material or plagiarizing mine!

Are you a Melania Trump plagiarizing “Be Better” motivational campaign materials???

How many times must you be scolded before you learn?

Infinity? 

Absolutely 

Incredible....
 
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Posted: #181
Nearly 2,000 views...

Nearly 200 posts....

In a nothing, nondescript, meaningless thread by a no name poster...

All because I entered it and started typing...

I should hire Elon Musk to be my spokesperson because every time I open my laptop and type even the most benign comments on a message board I want him to say:


We Have Liftoff
 
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Posted: #182
Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:

Thanks Kodiak!

Hey Kodiak, kudos to you that you find it appropriate to chime in after eons of conversations about race in this forum and not just in this thread, in an era of turbulent clashing and police brutality, and protests, and extrajudicial murder and harassment toward people of color, making it all the more relevant, all because... 

FOUR NON-BLONDES!

...were not attributed the lyric they should have in a Penalty Box on Covers.com.


Wow, what a man of integrity!

The world is a safer, informed and much better place....thanks to Kodiak and his lyrical policing.

Thank god we have him. Let us all hold hands and sing Kumbaya because Kodiak has done his part in solving the race issue.

Oh wait, he didn't do shi*


So, lemme get this straight.....
You not only deride STS for making a simple faux pas by switching "Hugh" with "Saban", then make an even more boneheaded mistake like 3 posts later, someone calls you out on it, and you turn it into some sort of derogatory racial thing?!?!?!


"Ya can't make this stuff up, folks!!!" 

See Scal, THIS (along with the race-baiting & lying) is why the entire Covers community thinks you're a complete and utter toolbag.....

**Sung to the tune of the 4 Non-Blondes hit, "What's Up?"**

Been 12 years and Scal's life is still,
being Cover's whipping boy who race-baits for thrills,
Oh man!!!
And WWE Masturbation.....

Hey STS - how do you feel now that you tried to deliver Scal the olive branch and he wiped his A$$ with it and threw it back in your face?




 
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Posted: #183
Race baiting?

Lol. You can’t say my name without saying that!

This is why I continually deride the average Pbox poster here (of which you are one that’s even below average) and reveal their bathing habits (total slobs) and how much frito lay grease is under their fingernails

At the very CORE of everything Hugh and I argue about is RACE. 

He doesn’t like a white male saying ANYTHING about the black male experience unless it’s completely benign and deferential.

And he deflects from my credibility by pulling the embarrassing 40% card (which Hugh made up and then never provided proof for in even the MOST MINUTE fashion) and then pulls the “You’re a ho mo” card (which is an insult literally used by grammar schoolers).

And through all that back and forth, Kodiak stayed silent BUT saw the need to post his ONE post in the thread trying to discredit me because I atteibuted a song lyric by 4 Non-Blondes to Alanis Morrisette. 

And that PERFECLTY encapsulates what the Pbox is! A bunch of white males who could give a shi* about anything race related until THEY feel the need to victimize themselves, aided by a black male with little to no integrity for himself or his race!

And misquoting a song lyric is a bit different typing “HUGH is a white supremacist and a racist”, because from my view he REALLY IS ONE and I really did think I could actually agree with him on something! Which is why I challenged Hugh to a capping contest in the first place. Because it’s the truth!

I would go on but I don’t know if you got past the first paragraph in terms of comprehension so I’ll stop right HERE. Lol!
 
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Posted: #184
Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:

Thanks Kodiak!

Hey Kodiak, kudos to you that you find it appropriate to chime in after eons of conversations about race in this forum and not just in this thread, in an era of turbulent clashing and police brutality, and protests, and extrajudicial murder and harassment toward people of color, making it all the more relevant, all because... 

FOUR NON-BLONDES!

...were not attributed the lyric they should have in a Penalty Box on Covers.com.


Wow, what a man of integrity!

The world is a safer, informed and much better place....thanks to Kodiak and his lyrical policing.

Thank god we have him. Let us all hold hands and sing Kumbaya because Kodiak has done his part in solving the race issue.

Oh wait, he didn't do shi*
I was supposed to talk about the race issue and everything you claim is wrong with it? That isn't the topic of the thread. But that was what you wanted me to do?

Stump is right, there hasn't been any talk of race until you come back stir it all up. 
 
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Posted: #185
Quote Originally Posted by GimmeMoneyNow:



So, lemme get this straight.....
You not only deride STS for making a simple faux pas by switching "Hugh" with "Saban", then make an even more boneheaded mistake like 3 posts later, someone calls you out on it, and you turn it into some sort of derogatory racial thing?!?!?!


"Ya can't make this stuff up, folks!!!" 

See Scal, THIS (along with the race-baiting & lying) is why the entire Covers community thinks you're a complete and utter toolbag.....

**Sung to the tune of the 4 Non-Blondes hit, "What's Up?"**

Been 12 years and Scal's life is still,
being Cover's whipping boy who race-baits for thrills,
Oh man!!!
And WWE Masturbation.....

Hey STS - how do you feel now that you tried to deliver Scal the olive branch and he wiped his A$$ with it and threw it back in your face?




 

Hey Scal, put your favorite WWE Underoos on, tune up the ol' kazoo and sing along in your best Screech voice!

Mr. 40%
 
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Posted: #186
Oh look it’s Kodiak. He’s BACK! And this time it’s NOT about Alanis Morisette!

No you weren’t “supposed” to talk about race I just find it hilarious you feel the need more to talk about 4 Non-Blondes than race, the main issue of this thread which is inherent whenever I get into it with Stump.

Until of course, someone uses the term white privilege. Then of course it’s BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES to protect OUR CULTURE! Then you’ll talk. LOUD and CLEAR!

The proof is in the pudding.

Just the fact you CARE that a random PBox thread even mentions race and that perturbs you shows you, like Stump and every Pbox Sodomite here wants NOTHING to do with what is the prevailing issue of our day. 

Because you’re uniformed and DON’T want the status quo changed.

Again I should charge for all this armchair psychology, double in fact, for how many sessions and repetition is needed in this hell hole but I’ll stick to the flat rate because I’m in a good mood!
 
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Posted: #187

Scal's boasting how he has raised the views and post numbers in this thread yet I haven't seen a single post supporting him...

Gotta go pee!
 
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Posted: #188
Why would anyone support me in a thread I’m calling Pboxers Sodomites and filthy slobs?

Sorry Idle, that’s not how adversarial relationships work! 

Again the more posters in this forum are against me, the better job I know I’m doing!
 
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Posted: #189

You're doing a great job at getting posters against you! But what does that accomplish at the end? 

Gotta go pee!
 
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What does it accomplish?

My shaming them.

The entire POINT of me being here.

See Slovak around anymore? No. You think I didn’t have anything to do with that?

Billysink? Gone. 

See Minion here? Gone.

All bigots. And of course the Sodomites here think those three were COMPLETELY NORMAL. Nothing they said was awry in any way.

Because bigotry IS the NORM in 2018.

Think Trump is racist? It doesn’t matter. I 100% think HE doesn’t think he is.

But I’ll be DAMNED if I don’t say it, and drag his name through the mud for it while I’m here like I do these swine.

And the same for the posters here (now emboldened by a black guy who plays Ben Carson and Sheriff David Clark to their Trump/Pence combo. They ONLY need ONE to absolve themselves. And they got him here: hook line...and sinker. And believe me, there will always be one...).

Scalabrine OUT!


 
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Posted: #191

You came in last in your own capping contest.

R.I.P. #94 MARSHAWN KNEELAND - DC4L
 
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Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:

What does it accomplish?

My shaming them.

The entire POINT of me being here.

See Slovak around anymore? No. You think I didn’t have anything to do with that?

Billysink? Gone. 

See Minion here? Gone.

All bigots. And of course the Sodomites here think those three were COMPLETELY NORMAL. Nothing they said was awry in any way.

Because bigotry IS the NORM in 2018.

Think Trump is racist? It doesn’t matter. I 100% think HE doesn’t think he is.

But I’ll be DAMNED if I don’t say it, and drag his name through the mud for it while I’m here like I do these swine.

And the same for the posters here (now emboldened by a black guy who plays Ben Carson and Sheriff David Clark to their Trump/Pence combo. They ONLY need ONE to absolve themselves. And they got him here: hook line...and sinker. And believe me, there will always be one...).

Scalabrine OUT!



Actually, I caused Slovak to get banned. That was a fine day. 
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LOL - This clown aka Mr 40%, aka Donny Jr aka Covers By Far And Away NUMBER ONE BIGOT 

Yep took last place in HIS own contest. The one he was too much of a hypocrite and coward to honor his own rules for the loser wants to thump his chest about why people may or may not have left when he could not follow his own rule

The same hypocrite who repeats the same drivel over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over tells others to stop repeating themselves?

 

Absolutely

Incredible....
Histrionic personality disorder. It's sad
 
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Posted: #194
He has  one play against someone and it's a 'capping contest' he wants to brag about winning, ONE GAME

But make it 20 and he gets his azz HANDED TO HIM by multiple people

I

Can't

Make

This

Up


Absolutely

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Histrionic personality disorder. It's sad
 
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Hey Stu, as far as Sabadouche goes, he should have been canned months ago, but Covers don't care anymore, he's a SAF as well as an inveterate psychotic. His wife walked out on him and he is not allowed to teach anymore, unfortunately that leaves tons of time for pages of delusional diatribe.....

Oh well. Karma is a biitch. 
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Posted: #196
Quote Originally Posted by StumpTownStu:

You came in last in your own capping contest.


The more you point things out about me the more you promote the truth:

Capping contest against High and Packers: Lost
Capping contest against BWS: Won
Capping Contest against Snowman: Won
Capping Contest against Bob Maloogatimesfive: Won

With cash and accounts/suspensions on the line.

That's 75% in my own capping contests.

I know you don't believe it because you don't believe much of anything that doesn't fit your narrative about me"He a HO MO and caps at 40%!!!") but please keep regurgitating all this, it allows you the opportunity to embarrass yourself and promote my wins!
 
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Posted: #197
Quote Originally Posted by Ganda:


Actually, I caused Slovak to get banned. That was a fine day. 

I drove him to the brink but if you sealed the deal, you get kudos and respect from me for ending that bigot.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by wmi799:

He has  one play against someone and it's a 'capping contest' he wants to brag about winning, ONE GAME

But make it 20 and he gets his azz HANDED TO HIM by multiple people

I

Can't

Make

This

Up


Absolutely

Incredible....

Again can they make themselves look any worse?

It was one play.

And it was MORE than Packers and Hugh won in cap-off because it was for REAL MONEY. And it was offered to him to put up money again on another play and he wouldn't take it. Gosh I wonder why...

("as* handed to me" when one guy finished ONE game above me and the other guy who finished three above me ONE game over .500, lol WOW, had to pick BOTH sides of ONE game!???)

Keep typing, I LOVE how your counter-argumentation only screws you worse!
 
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Now folks,

For what is essentially the 200th post in a nothing thread (and I could go on for 2,000 but what would that prove to troglodytes) which brought me here because Stump needed to cross-promote his thread with my name, and try defame it in the process (and that's where the mistake was made):

The lesson here is obvious.

You will be beat into submission.

Stump is now reduced to being a record on repeat as seen above making me look GOOD not bad. He's no different than being strapped to a gurney with men in white coats surrounding him at this point.

WMI, same thing. Makes me look GOOD through what he types but his intent is to shame and the reverse occurs. 

Kodiak, he's headed for the mountains and I would too had on been on the other side of that exchange. Bon Voyage Kodiak. Don't come back for your own good.

This all happened in the Redskins Giants thread.

SIX HUNDRED POSTS for a Sunday football game cap. Why? People wanted to fu** with me.

And the preeminent poster on this site dealt the verdict at the end of it:

Vanzack:  "Scalabrine....for the win".

Lesson: Don't fu** with me. 

Learn it.

I will hand deliver it back to you right down your swamp gas smelling gullet....tenfold.

Scalabrine OUT.
 
 
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LOL! It was YOUR CHALLENGE! 20 games that you said, you'd kill them! You got your azz demolished and as always the excuse for losing keep on coming

Keep on counting those one game contestan_roll_laugh

 

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