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Upgraded Wager incoming. . check me out in the MLB forum tomorrow ..
Tool bag …
I wonder who Detroit_Dave liked tonight …
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#14
Guy had a nice beard though . that classic beard . the kinda beard that chicks like to run their fingers through at the bar . that turns them on . and reminds them that they’re with quite the man . so they end up buying you a drink , hoping to get you drunk , so that they can pogo stick around their bedroom on your jimmywang later on that night at 3 am …..
the problem is that motherfucker would charge them skanks for touching his unwashed prickle stubble . so them chicks felt like everything with the guy might be a scam …..
like he’d tell em yeah , he’s got the condom on , but he didn’t , thus initiating raw dog , and they couldn’t tell the difference , cuz they’re 8 margaritas deep and the lights are off , so it’s dark as hell …..
plus I’m sure they’d imagine that he’d be the guy , while hammering them from behind , that would have it magically slip out , and have it go up and to the left ……
like something akin to the physics of kennedy’s magic bullet , and his peterjohnson would preposterously end up landing in their poopychute like someone throwing a garbage bag into an already full dumpster at an apartment complex’s trash area……
and it’s fitting I guess , both literally and figuratively , cuz it went right in , no hotdog , and no hallway , plus a lot of motherfuckers been renting that asshole over the years , ya dig ?
that’s what detroit dave’s beard means to me , and that’s why I just spoke about it 
good luck tonite gentlemen . and may all your wagers be winning wagers 
wallstreetcappers craps in his draws and pees fuckin backwards from his vaj with a squirt.
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#15
Quote Originally Posted by spockgato:
Guy had a nice beard though . that classic beard . the kinda beard that chicks like to run their fingers through at the bar . that turns them on . and reminds them that they’re with quite the man . so they end up buying you a drink , hoping to get you drunk , so that they can pogo stick around their bedroom on your jimmywang later on that night at 3 am ….. the problem is that motherfucker would charge them skanks for touching his unwashed prickle stubble . so them chicks felt like everything with the guy might be a scam ….. like he’d tell em yeah , he’s got the condom on , but he didn’t , thus initiating raw dog , and they couldn’t tell the difference , cuz they’re 8 margaritas deep and the lights are off , so it’s dark as hell ….. plus I’m sure they’d imagine that he’d be the guy , while hammering them from behind , that would have it magically slip out , and have it go up and to the left …… like something akin to the physics of kennedy’s magic bullet , and his peterjohnson would preposterously end up landing in their poopychute like someone throwing a garbage bag into an already full dumpster at an apartment complex’s trash area…… and it’s fitting I guess , both literally and figuratively , cuz it went right in , no hotdog , and no hallway , plus a lot of motherfuckers been renting that asshole over the years , ya dig ? that’s what detroit dave’s beard means to me , and that’s why I just spoke about it good luck tonite gentlemen . and may all your wagers be winning wagers
Guy had a nice beard though . that classic beard . the kinda beard that chicks like to run their fingers through at the bar . that turns them on . and reminds them that they’re with quite the man . so they end up buying you a drink , hoping to get you drunk , so that they can pogo stick around their bedroom on your jimmywang later on that night at 3 am ….. the problem is that motherfucker would charge them skanks for touching his unwashed prickle stubble . so them chicks felt like everything with the guy might be a scam ….. like he’d tell em yeah , he’s got the condom on , but he didn’t , thus initiating raw dog , and they couldn’t tell the difference , cuz they’re 8 margaritas deep and the lights are off , so it’s dark as hell ….. plus I’m sure they’d imagine that he’d be the guy , while hammering them from behind , that would have it magically slip out , and have it go up and to the left …… like something akin to the physics of kennedy’s magic bullet , and his peterjohnson would preposterously end up landing in their poopychute like someone throwing a garbage bag into an already full dumpster at an apartment complex’s trash area…… and it’s fitting I guess , both literally and figuratively , cuz it went right in , no hotdog , and no hallway , plus a lot of motherfuckers been renting that asshole over the years , ya dig ? that’s what detroit dave’s beard means to me , and that’s why I just spoke about it good luck tonite gentlemen . and may all your wagers be winning wagers
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