I know most of you probably cringe when I get on my soapbox

But deep down, I know you're grateful. You know my indictments on this shallow zombie apocalypse society are pretty much stone cold facts. Obviously, it's going to initially rub you the wrong way because you know you're absolutely guilty of the various character flaws which I detail. Keep in mind it ain't easy being a man who upholds incredibly high standards as I do. I'm in a very exclusive minority and very few can relate to the sacrifices I make for the betterment of others

You should stop posting

 

Be quiet and do you punishment like the reformed school girl you are...ain't nobody interested in looking up your skirt in here...

 

So you're a jizz mopper at the local porn theater?