I hate those automatic flush toilets in the casino bathrooms and I'll tell you why

The other day I laid down an impressive growler specimen. After I wiped my arschlocher and stand up to flush I caught a brief glimpse of the magnificent specimen. It was about the size and shape of a banana but very much dark brown. As I attempted to take a picture so that I can illustrate the perfect visual image of you trolls, the automatic flusher went into effect and I was denied the opportunity. Tragic!!