I had a dream

I dreamed that i converted at least one of you pathetic useless wretched miserable trolls into changing your lives.  You came to the realization, with my invaluable guidance, that your life can still have meaning.  

Because of me and the wisdom I imparted, free of charge, that you can still find a higher purpose.  This will of course require sacrifice on your part.  Most of all, it will require you to despise your past wretched troll existence and declare that you hate being a shallow, uncaring jellyfish troll and you want higher meaning in your life.

If you try hard enough you can change,  but you're still about a +250 underdog to convert from the dregs of Trolldom.

Guaranteed this guy liked his own post ....prolly in the -575 range 

with his hand on his junk looking into a mirror as he clicked

@IntenseOperator

Like Buffalo Bill in the mirror sayin Id Fuck Me ?

I used to get wet dreams once in a while but not so much now. Kinda miss those days

@trainwreck66

 EXACTLY

Ted Levine is a goat actor but holy crap he has some pepperoni nipples going. Nipples on dudes creep me out.