I got boxed for what reasont? oh I get it

Shut yer vag mouth asswhipe

Babs K breastfed this runt?

You will be here for awhile if you keep on making the stupid threads you have been doing.

I think you are more than a few cards short of a full deck

He’s not the brightest light in the harbor.

A few beers short of a case.

The elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top.

then where does the elevator go? It literally has one purpose

@philschnaars

 The elevator goes up.  It just doesn’t service the top 14 floors.

@UNIMAN

that makes sense, thank you for explaining, haven’t slept the past 9 nights trying to figure out this conundrum 

Last part of his handle seems to really nail it...

This guy couldn’t nail a whorre’s picture up on the wall even if he was holding a hammer that had perfect weight distribution in one hand , and couldn’t fuck her properly with the 13 inch grooved dildo that he’s holding in the other hand either …..

This guy’s the classic underachiever . Just an all around piece of shit . He’s the kind of guy that cheats at monopoly when he stops at the kid’s table at family gatherings after they’ve all gotten into trouble and had their iPads or devices taken away . He even cheats on his ugly wife , but I’ll let that one slide , cuz she’s a fat sweaty ogre that has pit stains 24/7 , but that’s not the reason I’ll look the other way , nope , it’s because I’m fucking her , and I like em big , and every time he sneaks out of his house I sneak right into it , and bouncehouse my way into LOADS of fun …..

There are those Spock who just can't get laid even if they were in a women's prison with a handful of pardons....