eh hem, cough cough,,,,get in here cranky

how dare u screw up my undefeated ali-like return to the handicapping ring................

....................im waiting

 thats it , you are off the payroll........u will be replaced by a rotating group of idiot guest handicappers randomly selected after an application process from the mains.......

 ah ha!.i have found a 1st  candidate for your replacement.......this tip of the sword fella in the mains........looks like a sure fire idiot.....i was just reading some of his reds writeup tonite.....a billy walters he is not........should fit right in to the ''montesports and sex toys company'' we got goin on here..........

You're off the wall Fam ...Keep on winning Brother 

if you are looking for an idiot in the mains you will be overwhelmed by qualified candidates 

Probably be best if they worked behind the counter in the sex toy side of the business. Preferably in a non speaking/writing role 

@montepire

"u will be replaced by a rotating group of idiot guest handicappers" 

That's your cue Bigred!

Berrios is pitching today.  He's been getting torched lately.  Toronto is an excellent hitting team is all I have to say.

@Cranky_Hank

  ok montesports and sextoys will give u another shot........so toronto over today, correct?......

Are prop bets available at your sportsbook?

I'm looking at some possible runs scored/RBI bets.  They seem solid.

Let me peruse some.

Kirk over .5 +114

Hernandez over .5 +120

Guerrero Jr. over .5 +100

Thank you for posting those...

Sweep your board Brother 

@Cranky_Hank

  toronto over locked in.....props change all the time, sometimes they have alot, sometimes not........tonites rockies dbacks game could be an over 20 run type game plus huge odds....we'll see in game

@Cranky_Hank

  are those rbi or run scored props?

Bo Bichette is a little guy but he has great natural baseball talent.

He's -106 for scoring a run/rbi.

You could sprinkle a little on all of them.

Either one is a win for that prop.

Scoring a run or hitting an RBI all count.

Bo has fabulous hair 

@packersbackers

 Little Fabio.  

@raymckiggney

if there ever was a company that would be on month to month rent in storage B downstairs in the basement of the vandelay industries building……it would be montesports and sex toys unlimited  

I mean vandelay sold latex and latex related products anyway if my memory serves me……could really buy in bulk  

Is it conceited to crack yourself up sometimes?

I’m asking for a friend.