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Cranky_Hank

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Posted: Oct. 2, 2023 - 6:57 PM ET #1

Hit it Monte! Penalty Box, hit the quote button to memorialize his in depth analyses!

Keep at it.

Cranky_Hank

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Posted: Oct. 2, 2023 - 7:07 PM ET #2

Bears at Commanders

Both teams have piss poor defenses. Over 42.5 total looks tasty. There is a reason the Bears are winless. If Fields is the real passing deal, easy peasy!

4 td and 5 interceptions by Howell for Washington, doesn’t exactly instill confidence in a Washington cakewalk.

Past totals add fuel to the over.

Keep at it.

trainwreck66

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Posted: Oct. 2, 2023 - 7:29 PM ET #3

This is like a monkey fucking a football ...we expect better peace_5

Cranky_Hank

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Posted: Oct. 2, 2023 - 7:30 PM ET #4

Quote Originally Posted by magiceraser:

no no, u handle it,,,,ur on a heater anyway,,,,,,if i get involved it will be a bunch of empty/missing pages,,,,,,gmen/seahawks over 46.5 table max is all i can add,,

Keep at it.

Cranky_Hank

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Posted: Oct. 2, 2023 - 7:31 PM ET #5

@trainwreck66

A Trainwreck in the making!

paint_help

Keep at it.

Cranky_Hank

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Posted: Oct. 2, 2023 - 7:32 PM ET #6

bigsmile

Keep at it.

Biscuiteater1

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Posted: Oct. 2, 2023 - 7:33 PM ET #7

an_roll_laugh

Cranky_Hank

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Posted: Oct. 2, 2023 - 7:34 PM ET #8

Quote Originally Posted by magiceraser:

@trainwreck66 it cant be any worse or less informative than bigred's,,,,,,,

an_light

an_roll_laugh

Keep at it.

bigred84

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Posted: Oct. 2, 2023 - 7:42 PM ET #9

Monteeeeeeeee an_razz

undermysac

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Posted: Oct. 2, 2023 - 9:00 PM ET #10

Oh this is going to be good, wtf could go wrong?

Hank all ready used more words describing one game than red did for the whole board

trainwreck66

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Posted: Oct. 2, 2023 - 9:08 PM ET #11

@undermysac

trainwreck66

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Posted: Oct. 2, 2023 - 9:08 PM ET #12

@undermysac

BigD will be starting it soon...i love rails of cocks as much as the next guy but this has derailed peace_5

Hugh_Jorgan

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Posted: Oct. 2, 2023 - 9:26 PM ET #13

It appears that djbrow is no longer on this site.

I just went through his posting history, and assuming I did it properly he has not been heard from for 5 months.

Hopefully he is well, and simply moved on to better ventures peace_5

bigreds daddy

trainwreck66

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Posted: Oct. 2, 2023 - 9:29 PM ET #14

@Hugh_Jorgan

Thats a shame for us...its prolly for the best and good luck to him and the Vikes peace_5

Getty3

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Posted: Oct. 2, 2023 - 9:53 PM ET #15

I haven't seen my wife in over a week. The police said to prepare for the worst. Tomorrow I'm going to Goodwill to buy back her wardrobe.

undermysac

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Posted: Oct. 2, 2023 - 10:34 PM ET #16

Quote Originally Posted by Getty3:

I haven't seen my wife in over a week. The police said to prepare for the worst. Tomorrow I'm going to Goodwill to buy back her wardrobe.

an_roll_laugh

bigred84

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Posted: Oct. 3, 2023 - 2:20 PM ET #17

@undermysac

an_bounce

bigred84

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Posted: Oct. 3, 2023 - 2:20 PM ET #18

@undermysac

an_bounce

trainwreck66

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Posted: Oct. 3, 2023 - 8:41 PM ET #19

@Getty3

My wife asked if google was run by a woman or a man....I said definitely a woman ...she said awesome ...but how do you know...I said when I type its always interrupting my search peace_5

Cranky_Hank

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Posted: Oct. 3, 2023 - 9:24 PM ET #20

I asked my wife to let me know next time she has an orgasm.
She said she doesn’t like to bother me when I’m at work.

Such is the life of a mailman.

(rimshot)

Keep at it.

666LES

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Posted: Oct. 4, 2023 - 4:10 PM ET #21

I don't have a Wife which is my misfortune but the Widow I'm grifting says that I Push all her Buttons. I don't think thats True cause I haven't found the Mute.

bigred84

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Posted: Oct. 4, 2023 - 5:51 PM ET #22

an_dance

Cranky_Hank

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Posted: Oct. 4, 2023 - 9:04 PM ET #23

Quote Originally Posted by gavinnpallone:

duck walks into a bar, asks the bartender, u got any crackers?,,,,no the bartender says,,,,1 minute later, duck asks again, got any crackers?,,,,bartender says no,,,,,again the duck asks the bartender, do u have any crackers?,,,,the bartender says to the duck if u ask me for crackers again im gonna nail your beak shut,,,,,duck asks the bartender, u got any nails?,,,,bartender says no i dont, duck says, got any crackers?,,,,

Keep at it.

Cranky_Hank

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Posted: Oct. 4, 2023 - 9:33 PM ET #24

Kansas City -5

Buffalo -5.5

Baltimore -3.5

Miami -11

Green Bay -2

Keep at it.

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