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Has Caesar's two threads been removed already?
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I’m gonna tell you gentlemen what’s going on , and I’m gonna do it for no other reason than , well , because I’m a good person , and that I can be categorized as a fucking saint , and that I’m a god damn champion when it comes to matters of the heart , ok ? do you understand ?
Caesar and I went to middle school together and I’ve known him for a long time . He was always a guy that liked to push the envelope , and by that I mean he wasn’t a mail carrier or anything , in fact , he would never be able to do that job anyway , because he was , and still is , deathly afraid of dogs , it all started after he saw CUJO for the first time , and being truthful about it , he kinda really hated all of God’s creatures that sashayed about and around in the animal kingdom , even goldfish and their peaceful ways , except for those scantily clad American slutts , yeah he liked them , but he didn’t get down with anybody foreign , so you know he was a sick fucker , so anyway , what I’m getting at is , it’s that if he saw a boundary , it wouldn’t deter him , and it would actually invigorate him , like some kind of challenge he couldn’t say NO to ….
Like for instance , I remember when we were all hanging out at the golf course late one night with a couple of buddies of ours gettin’ shitfaced off of Jolt cola and some of his grandmom’s prescription medication , when we saw the sign by the 16th hole that said don’t go into the water because there are gators in there .
He pushed our friend Teddy Nutsacks right in that lizard infested swamp of evil . And sure Theodore suffered from Down syndrome and didn’t fully comprehend the gravity of the situation , but it was still a fucked up thing to do . Sadly , after that incident , and three years later , Ted passed away . When Caesar pushed him into an Electrical power grid at one of the nuclear plants on the other side of town where we lived while we were all feeling the effects of that Robitussin son . He didn’t make it . And the moon was only a quarter showing , sure , but the light that it produced made that Caution sign with the Lightning Bolts on it clearly visible , I mean I saw it , but then again I was feeling a little under the weather , cuz I had a bit of a cold , so I wasn’t partying with the tussin that night , because the mushrooms and Newports I had were good enough for me .
So listen . Caesar ? He’s shady dogg , and yeah we grew up together , and even made a few rap demos together and all that with me carrying his ass , but come on , dude is no good , and is completely unpredictable , and catastrophically lazy I might add , so this just sounds like another one of the schemes that he’s cooked up a thousand times over the years to scam motherfuckers out of some cake .
Too bad too . Cuz the fucker knows his gambling . But stay away . And God bless . Oh yeah, And Rest In Peace Teddy Nutsacks …. just another life taken too early , with his prophecy never being fulfilled . I like to think my man Teddy woulda cured cancer , or invented chewing gum that doesn’t lose its flavor over time , you know , important stuff like that , but sometimes you gotta embrace the cold hard reality , dude woulda just probably sat on his mother’s couch masturbating the day away while she was at work . And then when she’d get home at 530 , he’d just go downstairs to the basement , unbuckle , and resume . Miss you Ted .
wallstreetcappers craps in his draws and pees fuckin backwards from his vaj with a squirt.
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