Barkley wife

I’m going to be RAILING her in the box suite while we both laugh at Saquan going under and I’ll cash my ticket 

You’re a weirdo

@ADyoungVet

Dude, let me find out you're on that list with all the other pervs

@ADyoungVet

 Drugs are bad mkay

The only thing you're railing is a line of coke in your mom's basement

You gotta move out of your mom's basement 

@m3ntal

 Lol good one 

Everyone’s got a stick up there ass on covers anyone jokes around with some locker room talk and people get so easily offended 

@ADyoungVet

 I  think you mean your blow up doll in mums basement.

@PUSSYGALORE333

 Thanks man. Your username screams of that you love locker room talk 

What did I say 

Just got out of covers prison , with TONS of money on that Barkley under I told u guys

He can use helium so they can both get high.

I guarantee this guy can't afford coke.

@StumpTownStu

 I can afford to do blow with your sister 

let me guess y’all took the Barkley over like CHUMPS 

My sister doesn't do blow. Nor does he hang with needle dicks.

Blow a  crippled 

Hey yo bigred said that if you see a moose staggering along like it’s got something wrong with it ,

whether it was born that way , or it obtained some kind of ailment during the course of living it’s life that put it at a disadvantage towards living well and healthy ….

that he wants you to interlock your lips upon it’s animal shaft and shakeweight exercise with your mouth that robust beast into carnal bliss ,

so that it can sprinkle it’s sexual freedom from deep within it’s long and wrinkled testicle sack , in a streaming liquid celebration , to the outside world , where all of God’s creatures roam and laugh , and live ….

and then cry and die , no longer being , or breathing , where they cease to think or even exist .

ya dig ?

thanks 

I’m just trying to help bigred . I’ve been blessed with the skills to communicate and to translate amongst people of different upbringings , whether they speak dissimilar and contrasting languages or even if they speak the same one , but the pronunciation gets garbled cuz maybe somebody’s trying to talk with their mouth full of beef stroganoff or chicken or something so nobody understands each other .

It’s what I do . It’s who I am . And I won’t stop doing it either . Kinda like Cranky Hank when he was coming of age and figured out the whole masturbation thing and didn’t leave his room for 3 weeks and feigned “ illness “ for that short stretch and period of his 7th grade year so that he could have at it and go to town undisturbed all day for 21 days straight .

Its actually Mr Mackey, the guidance counselor.