Ask a black guy anything........

I will answer every question from my experiences,,,,,,

It's ok my white friends,,,,,,,You will not hurt my feelings in any way,,,,,,,,,

Shoot,,,,,,,,,

Why dont blacks use turning signals?

,,,Some of us don't service our vehicles as much as others,,,,,,

,,,Maybe when  I was younger, I felt this way,,,,,seems funny now  

This explains why they open the door while ordering food instead of rolling down the windows

How often do you have to apply lotion.  My black friend yelled at me for not having lotion in the house the other week.  fuckin a.

How come I can only get hustled at the Pool Hall by a black guy, but I never see any black guys on ESPN in the Billiard Championships?

Do they only play 8-Ball?

If the N word is so offencive , why do you  use it as a greeting to fellow African Americans ?

,,,I know,,,,the scal post is bothering me though,,,,,,,,,BTW, my wife thinks I'm crazy that I won't let her cook me food that has red in it,,,,true story,,,,,

,,,,few times a day,,,,

Oh yeah,,, why do black people like Subarus so much

 Hello Shark

thanks for your time jay

What's up with the enunciation of the letter combination s-t ? From this we get "skreet" and "skrip club" I won't even ask about how ask becomes " I ax you a question"

,,,Most could care less what's on the tube. I play 9 ball but I prefer 8,,,,,,,,,,,

Jay, I have a very good black friend who doesn't like Hot Sauce. When we order wings I have to get his plain, should I be concerned?

I thought they all had Escalades

Why do people think you like Watermelons so much or is that a term?

,,,Financing,,,,,,,

shrimp = scrimps

and strength  = strenth (drop the g)

hospital also = hoss-spitt-tull

I have encountered this both in real life and through my large amount of time spent listening to rap music.

My theory is that blacks from the hood generally speak like this as they grow up learning a hybrid english slang/ ebonics type of language

,,,I personally don't now,,,,but I did when I was younger,,,,times have changed, man,,,,,,,,,

 

I was a good player when I was young. Still got a cue worth about a grand.

The middle class, sensible black man likes a Subaru.  At least those I was around in the suburbs growing up.

,,,,It is a piss poor habit,,,,,,I do not speak that way,,,,,