Hello everyone Its Chuck Norris! I heard about this forum thru all my friends down at the Total Gym...And i just had to put on my Karate suit and 4 black belts as soon as i could and log on to give my underdog picks!
Hey by the way HARV...Great idea! Never seen a forum like this before for underdogs!
Well first off, anyone wanna buy the total gym?..For one time and one time only, im gonna offer it to you thru this forum for a 1 time payment of only 2,999.00
This offer u wont find anywhere else and is only being offered here on HARVS underdog picks, this 1 time!...If you would like to buy one ( which i hope you do, cause in the past 5 years of my Infomercials, i havnt sold any yet and im already borrowing off the bank for the third time) Fuk, i really need to make a sale!
I will even throw in Christy Brinkley for 1 night, and a couple home videos of me fighting bruce lee in my backyard in 78!..Those are very rare and atleast worth a couple hundred buxx!
Oh man, dammit, i always get taken off track with my gym! Sorry HARV...I forgot this is a forum for underdog picks...Ok then here's what i like!
I like the Mississauga Ice Dogs to win the Memorial Tourny! Those odds are like 13000-1
I like the Atlanta Braves to beat the Red sox...oh, has baseball started yet?...Im not sure! Did i mention the TOTAL GYM?
I'll take the Bathurst Street Bullys over St . Johns sideroaders in the upset! those odds are 256-1...So ill put 2 bucks on that!
I'll take the over on 2 years for the United states to pull out've Iraq..I think that pays like 58000-4
Man they were right, this Forum is WICKED DICKED!
Anyone know if guy LAflower is dead?.....I want to get his autogrpah, and maybe see if he wants to be in my next movie with me, or do a episode of Texas Ranger!
Well i gotta get back to selling thse f'n gyms and try to make some cash...Fuk i hate my life!...Good luck everyone on the picks!
Laterrrrzzzzz
Chuck 1, and im out!